Soldato
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they are Ribs for crying out lould.
and yes i did slip and yes the wine bottle did go up
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they are Ribs for crying out lould.
and yes i did slip and yes the wine bottle did go up
hes probably been watching too much scrubs..
Soldato
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Do you tend to hoover in the nude?
Man of Honour
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Well I .....mm...
was that directed at me ?
Are you for real?
Isn't there a rather famous million year old photoshop of an X-Ray with someone having a wine bottle up their butt?
Shenanigans!
Soldato
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Ok my turn. please forgive my 1337 paint skills
Basically I asked my ex gf to give me a lift home (was going out with her at the time) she said yes.
On the way home my mind was wandering and I completely forgot where I was and I felt a fart....
it felt BIG so being the immature sod that I am I pushed and it came out statisfyingly loud!!!!
So I'm sitting there chuffed with myself smiling, then I blink and think "****!!!" and realise I'm in Megans car! I don't twist my head I just look to the right to see Megan staring straight ahead, not blinking...
Then it got worse.....
The smell came....
My god I could have died!
lmao funniest thing ive ever read
Soldato
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So I was showing my parents Vista a couple of days ago. I was showing them the desktop, Aero etc etc and I had uTorrent running. Anyway, as I'm demonstrating how Windows + Tab works, the following pops up in the task bar.
I'm looking forward to getting back to Uni now.
what came up?
Soldato
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I had to knock this out quickly as I am at work, lol!
This actually happened. She walked in on me
On another occasion I forgot to lock the bathroom door and my mum walked in whilst I was pleasuring myself. The worst part was, she closed the door and walked off, and said "have a nice time"
OH GOD MUM DON'T MAKE IT WORSE!!!
This actually happened. She walked in on me
On another occasion I forgot to lock the bathroom door and my mum walked in whilst I was pleasuring myself. The worst part was, she closed the door and walked off, and said "have a nice time"
OH GOD MUM DON'T MAKE IT WORSE!!!
I had to knock this out quickly as I am at work, lol!
This actually happened. She walked in on me
On another occasion I forgot to lock the bathroom door and my mum walked in whilst I was pleasuring myself. The worst part was, she closed the door and walked off, and said "have a nice time"
OH GOD MUM DON'T MAKE IT WORSE!!!
Ahahahah busted!
Soldato
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IIRC "utorrent has finished downloading *insert filthy porn here*"
Soldato
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i thought you were a lass
Soldato
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Caporegime
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I was scared to scroll down then.
Soldato
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You dont think much of "yourself" do you squirrel!
LOL! I actually forgot to go back and add to it. Never mind
