Getting/Got caught on porn

mattyj1085 · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:18

Mum just walked in when i had a couple of movie samples downloading whilst minimised. I right click and closed and there was 2 tabs so it maximised to full screen instead with the stupid close tabs box in the middle.
Luckily it was the first page i went on, so I didnt have wood but still (plus it was a Katsuni page)

How many times have you been caught on the old Mgrawn?

Oh, what the hell was that on channel 5 last night, i looked from the kitchen into the front room and saw a giant horrible looking gash on the screen!

Viper² · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:19

Never.

Gilly · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:20

Viper² said:
Never.

Pilky01 · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:20

My mother found some lesbian stuff on my laptop when I was about 16/17 she just took the mick for a while and tried to make me feel awkward.

Aero · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:20

Never. LOL. I think my work here is done.

Aero

GJ02 · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:24

my dad lol walked into my room once when i was about 19, all my avi's and mpegs were on a screensaver show so they all played one after an other, i forgot to disable it and went out. apparantly dad said it was loud ! lol
errrrr wanst mine dad honest

NathanE · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:27

Useful key combinations to know:

Windows Key + D to minimise all programs to the taskbar and show the desktop
Windows Key + L to lock the computer and show the Windows logon screen

(not that I've had to use these for the scenario of this thread

)

GJ02 · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:28

NathanE said:
Useful key combinations to know:

Windows Key + D to minimise all programs to the taskbar and show the desktop
Windows Key + L to lock the computer and show the Windows logon screen

(not that I've had to use these for the scenario of this thread )

amazing i didnt know that ! learn something new everyday
shame i didnt know that 13 years ago

craptakular · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:31

I got caught naked on all fours choking the chicken in the lounge, while watching a porno when home for school lunch. My dad came home for some reason, he never comes home for lunch :/

Made some excuse I was "changing", we never talk about it lol

Raymond Lin · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:31

Only caught looking at pics, mum made a joke and i brushed it off.

V4NT0M · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:34

Oxy said:
I got caught naked on all fours choking the chicken

Do you have 3 arms?

RJC · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:35

Never

Sinque · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:35

Skyfall said:
Do you have 3 arms?

Surely he would need 5?

SimonTW · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:36

Sinque said:
Surely he would need 5?

I believe most have 2 arms and 2 legs?

Simian · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:38

Naaa i used to Share my old Porn with My Dad and he used to give me His old stuff... No embarrassment..

Hxc · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:38

Not been caught.

shauncr91 · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:38

Simian said:
Naaa i used to Share my old Porn with My Dad and he used to give me His old stuff... No embarrassment..

That's just weird :eek:

Sime · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:39

When I was about 16 my bro was on my PC and I was sat on my bed chatting with him.

He clicked My Videos and for whatever reason (not to my knoledge of course) it created temp files with all the lovely vids and images I had recently been viewing...

Used the "its a virus" excuse, but he clearly knew what was going on

Ooppssy daisy...

macfb · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:40

How epic, I've never been caught. Nearly have, but always catch them on the stairs or before coming up the stairs. XD Thanks to them being creaky

Solari · 2 Apr 2009 at 22:40

Hum I use Windows + M to minimise, then Windows + Shift + M to bring everything back up (referring to shortcuts above)