Getting/Got caught on porn

NathanE said:
Useful key combinations to know:

Windows Key + D to minimise all programs to the taskbar and show the desktop
Windows Key + L to lock the computer and show the Windows logon screen

(not that I've had to use these for the scenario of this thread :p)
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Windows key + M = minimise all windows too :p
 
I've been walked in on beating one out. Its sucks like, but **** happens. Just think that they very likely do it too and it seems a bit better in your head.

What was more embarassing was that when I was 17 or so an ex's dad walked in on us screwing, she was tied up and blindfolded. At the time he was under the impression that we were "just friends". the rest of that day was pretty damn awkward, as I'd been invited round for dinner, and we hadn't had it yet.

The worst bit was when he opened the door, and stood there with a look of anger and disgust on his face with his mouth open and I'm looking up at him with my pork sausage in his daughter thinking "right, what the **** do I say in this scenario...."

He left the room thankfully. :o

Still, get a laugh out of it now. :D
 
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NathanE said:
Useful key combinations to know:

Windows Key + D to minimise all programs to the taskbar and show the desktop
Windows Key + L to lock the computer and show the Windows logon screen

(not that I've had to use these for the scenario of this thread :p)
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Good info. Another tip.

If you Fap with your left hand, you can use the Windows Key + M.

..and as mentioned above, if you use your right, the Windows Key + D will suffice :D.

OT: Nope, nearly though..
 
Dad walked in with me and the GF getting it on when I was 14.... he said "It never crossed my mind you're only 14"

:D


I was chocking the bishop and I'd locked my door, had the full earphones on, finsihed up... dooor was off the hinge...
 
Muffin` said:
Dad walked in with me and the GF getting it on when I was 14.... he said "It never crossed my mind you're only 14"

:D


I was chocking the bishop and I'd locked my door, had the full earphones on, finsihed up... dooor was off the hinge...
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Shall we say you haven't had much luck then? :D
 
Very very nearly got caught at work today. I had to get lots of files off a guy I don't know all that well. They were too big to fit on my work USB thing so I had to take in my own. He stuck it in his PC and the box appeared asking if he wanted to play the files, open the folder to view the files etc. For some reason he hit 'play'. I panicked, because my entire porn collection was about to get broadcast around the office. I stated with a panicked 'you've hit play, you'll need to cancel that and open the folder instead', but when that didn't spur him into action I almost pushed him off his chair to reach across him and turn off his monitor. To my horror the off button wasn't where I thought it was. By this time there ws a bit of noise and quite a few people in the office were looking over. Thankfully I think he twigged what was going on and pulled out the USB connector. Windoes Media Player had opened, but no file names had yet appeared. I'm 100% certain that everyone knew what was going on, but I tried to make some joke about not wanting my collection of Girls Aloud albums to get broadcast around the office. Extremely embarrassing. :o
 
I wonder if anyone here remembers my old old thread about 2 WoW gamers running from home to lincoln?

Well, one of the reason one of them left was because he was ****ed off with his mum saying " If i ever see porn on your PC again, its going in the skip" after he was cought viewing. :D
 
shauncr91 said:
That's just weird :eek:
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Back in the 70's I used to swop porn mags with my Dad.
When I was 18 he took me to see my first porn movie which was Deep Throat (in French).
During the same time a young French lady came onto me and banged my brains out upstairs at a disco in Limoge and years later he admitted he bought me a prostitute.
He's 75 now and still has the odd porn off me.
 
big_white_dog84 said:
Very very nearly got caught at work today. I had to get lots of files off a guy I don't know all that well. They were too big to fit on my work USB thing so I had to take in my own. He stuck it in his PC and the box appeared asking if he wanted to play the files, open the folder to view the files etc. For some reason he hit 'play'. I panicked, because my entire porn collection was about to get broadcast around the office. I stated with a panicked 'you've hit play, you'll need to cancel that and open the folder instead', but when that didn't spur him into action I almost pushed him off his chair to reach across him and turn off his monitor. To my horror the off button wasn't where I thought it was. By this time there ws a bit of noise and quite a few people in the office were looking over. Thankfully I think he twigged what was going on and pulled out the USB connector. Windoes Media Player had opened, but no file names had yet appeared. I'm 100% certain that everyone knew what was going on, but I tried to make some joke about not wanting my collection of Girls Aloud albums to get broadcast around the office. Extremely embarrassing. :o
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Porn + Work doesn't usually mix.
 
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