Getting/Got caught on porn

[tem07]

Other than my mum seeing things like www.sex.com in the broweser history when I was about 12, not really.

Exactly same thing, but when I was like 10! Ahahaha
But my brother snitched on me, and he was younger!

 

[Burnsy2023]

yes it does. Works fine with all the windows on my two monitors...

Not on my Vista machine it doesn't.

 

[Tefal]

Not on my Vista machine it doesn't.

it did on my old one :/


and it does on win 7 (7057) too.

 

[Muffin`]

Somethings shoudn't be shared with family. Sex and porn are some that fit very neatly into that category.

What an incredibly narrow minded view, it should be discussad as openly as alchol and drugs, otherwise you'll create a taboo and a bigger issue. Kids in this day and age are going to give it a ago, in your house with protection and a bed is the best place

 

[Sinque]

I was chocking the bishop and I'd locked my door, had the full earphones on, finsihed up... dooor was off the hinge...

Hahahaah, I bet you **** a brick when you seen it off its hinge

 

[Muffin`]

Hahahaah, I bet you **** a brick when you seen it off its hinge

Well it's never shirveled that fast before, think it was some fattie porn too, well summit definatly not main stream.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

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[apeZ]

Couple of times

Dad walked in on me when I was 12 or 13... I just said "I have a sore willie", and he made some comment and walked out...

Have had my mum walk in on me browsing various sites... both porn and scantily clad ladies... she tends to say something like "you shouldn't be looking at that" and walks out.

To top it off, my 6 year old brother (3 or 4 at the time) walked in on me bashing the bishop. Hopefully he has forgotten about it ... I seem to be pretty unlucky

 

[chaparral]

Couple of times

Dad walked in on me when I was 12 or 13... I just said "I have a sore willie", and he made some comment and walked out...

Have had my mum walk in on me browsing various sites... both porn and scantily clad ladies... she tends to say something like "you shouldn't be looking at that" and walks out.

To top it off, my 6 year old brother (3 or 4 at the time) walked in on me bashing the bishop. Hopefully he has forgotten about it ... I seem to be pretty unlucky

Why don't some you guys/girls fit a door lock

 

[Raymond Lin]

To top it off, my 6 year old brother (3 or 4 at the time) walked in on me bashing the bishop. Hopefully he has forgotten about it ... I seem to be pretty unlucky

A friend of mine, her family came to visit her in uni and she has a younger sister around 5. Me, her and her kid sister was in her room and the kid climb under the bed, a minute or so later climb out holding a vibrator and says "what's this (friend's name)?" and then licked it !

 

[MagicUK]

............

 

[NightmareXX]

A friend of mine, her family came to visit her in uni and she has a younger sister around 5. Me, her and her kid was in her room and the kid climb under the bed, a minute or so later climb out holding a vibrator and says "what's this (friend's name)?" and then licked it !

Haha that's funny

 

[Tom84]

Never.

 

[Steve2000]

I got caught naked on all fours choking the chicken in the lounge, while watching a porno when home for school lunch. My dad came home for some reason, he never comes home for lunch :/

Made some excuse I was "changing", we never talk about it lol

Oh Jesus H. Christ.

If I caught my son in that situation I would NOT let that lie. Ever. Just you wait until the drunken wedding speech.

My dad used to give me his old porn mags, said it was a vital part of growing up or something. Now that was a long time ago.

 

[mangobreeder]

GUYs

a rubber door stop will end all your problems

 

[Vonhelmet]

Never been caught looking at porn. Here's a tangent for you though...

I went out with a girl a while back and we got to taking some polaroids of her. When we broke up she reclaimed them. Unbeknownst to me, she kept them. Maybe she thought view'd come in handy, I don't know. We stayed good friends and I'd still see her from time to time - used to go round to her house to catch up when I was back from uni.

She told me several years later that her mum had found the photos. Goodness knows how many times I went round for a brew and had a chat with her mum who knew full well I'd photographed her daughter naked.

Also slightly unnerving to know that technically that constitutes production of child porn, thanks to our silly laws.

 

[mattyj1085]

One of my mates used to do what he called 'danger w***s'
Get to the vinegar stroke (where face looks like your drinking a pint of vinegar) and shout for either mum or dad, then try and hide it. I have never tried this, though im sure it gets the heart going!

 

[Tummy]

Vonhelmet ! I've had a similar thing happen, I have a fair few pictures of ex's and it's really an odd feeling when you're told that <girlfriends mom> knows that you've being taking pictures of her daughter.

whats even worse is when you know that they know that you know they know, and they act like they think you don't know that they know that you know that they know.

 

[Hedge]

a mate put monstersocks.com as my background then turned my pc off

it wasnt socks.. but sounded similar..

anyway, my mother used the pc to check her email and was greeted by a foot long dong.. she was impressed... but not impressed... if thats possible lol

 

[Raymond Lin]

One of my mates used to do what he called 'danger ****s'
Get to the vinegar stroke (where face looks like your drinking a pint of vinegar) and shout for either mum or dad, then try and hide it. I will never try this though im sure it gets the heart going!

Why would you do that ?!!!!