Oh man, my retarded brother.

[CliffyBiro]

what you waiting for then. go ask him. tell him wtf i found this incest text on my phone

Nah, **** him up.

Say he sent it to your Mum.

 

[Mr_White]

Oh man, my retarded brother.

Seems to run in the family.

 

[^TANK^]

Beat the living **** out of your brother with a wet tea towel!

 

[sorn21]

Not yet.

He just came in, took my phone and sat down. Then I heard the delivery report tone for text messages, and thought, "who the hell is he texting?".

He then put the phone back on my desk and left the room. Then I checked the sent messages to find out exactly what he sent.

LOL, you're brother sounds like hoot.

It is actually rather funny, if you stand back and look at it.

How old's you're sister?
If shes old enough she will probably take it as a joke.

I doubt she will litteraly come through and whack out you're penis TBH.

 

[CliffyBiro]

How old's you're sister?
If shes old enough she will probably take it as a joke.

Or you could soon find yourself minus one strangely coloured appendage.

 

[sorn21]

Or you could soon find yourself minus one strangely coloured appendage.

Why is it strangely coloured?!

 

[CliffyBiro]

Why is it strangely coloured?!

Haven't you heard the tale of Asim and his Amazing Technicolour Reproductive Organ?

EDIT: Evidence: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17923048

 

[shifty_uk]

Why is it strangely coloured?!

He just felt the need to ask the entire forum why his penis was a slightly darker shade than the rest of his body, iirc.

 

[sorn21]

Haven't you heard the tale of Asim and his Amazing Technicolour Reproductive Organ?

I close my eyes,
Pull back my fiveskin,
To see for certain,
What I thought I knew,
Right down below,
Something was weeping..... I'll stop.

 

[Snapper^]

LOL thread wins

 

[HamZilla]

send another text saying fighting, and go on about **** fighting as if you sent the first midway.

 

[Viper²]

Your brother is an hero tbh.

 

[meghatronic]

I'm still confused about the familial relationships going on here!

 

[Amnesia]

just do as ur sig says

beat it beat it beat it beat it.....

should help u sleep.

 

[V4NT0M]

 

[Azagoth]

Well he has just sent a text from my phone to my sister: "The only way to settle this is with my ****".

Replace **** with expletive of "penis".

lol muslims

 

[GreatAuk]

one big happy.....ish family.



Find your brother and KILL him!

 

[Azagoth]

I wonder if this is the same brother he blamed for the smell of semen emanating from his sink?

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17959096

 

[Chimerical]

Asim, you need psychological help.

 

[shauncr91]

I wonder if this is the same brother he blamed for the smell of semen emanating from his sink?

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17959096