The OcUK Alpha thread

apeZ · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:33

Alpha here.

Sone · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:37

i got a man bag

EdGey · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:37

i was once almost arrested by the police.

memyselfandi · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:38

Scythe said:
I' am not a 'poncy metrosexual fag'.

Now where's my mustard.

It should be in the bathroom whether you use it when shaving (the face of course as it is the only part of a man which should be shaved under any circumstances).

Freefaller · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:41

Dano said:
You just keep telling yourself that, maybe one day you'll believe it too

Don't turn up to a gun fight with a knife

Sone · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:43

Freefaller said:
Don't turn up to a gun fight with a knife

a real man would turn up to a gun fight with a knife, then stab them while they were laughing.

I think we outed another fake

Dr Who · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:45

_o/

Although I have "moments" when I drink vodka redbull...

Freefaller · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:46

You mis-interpret what I meant by "gun"

(gun show... get it?

)

Besides, I jsut have to push this button here.....

Dano · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:46

Freefaller said:
Don't turn up to a gun fight with a knife

Wuss, the only weapon I need is me!!!

Freefaller · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:48

Dano said:
Wuss, the only weapon I need is me!!!

Peeing yourself doesn't really count

dangerstat · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:51

Freefaller said:
And you insult like one

Freefaller said:
Peeing yourself doesn't really count

Dano · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:51

Freefaller said:
Peeing yourself doesn't really count

I'm well in control of my bladder and the only time it'll be emptied will be later into your pint while you're using the toilets because you're not man enough to whip it out in the pub garden!!!

ShaolinDreams · 27 Aug 2009 at 21:53

enjoy not shaving, i fart with pride, like to eat dead animal pie with beer sauce and never back down from a fight... A+?

theres no shame being a bronze-back freefaller. alpha males do not have french accents!! damn wannabe

Freefaller · 27 Aug 2009 at 22:06

You haven't heard me speak, I probably speak with a better English accent than most

Anyway **** it, we're all stubborn ****s which equates to alpha to me.

Now who wants a pint?

Glaucus · 27 Aug 2009 at 22:07

Freefaller said:
Now who wants a pint?

pfff only one :rolleyes:

BloomerzUK · 27 Aug 2009 at 22:07

I can feel the testosterone flying about!

Fuzz · 27 Aug 2009 at 22:08

I am the black Knight !!!

Freefaller · 27 Aug 2009 at 22:09

AcidHell2 said:
pfff only one

Hey it's my round I'm not buying you more than 1 at a time

Glaucus · 27 Aug 2009 at 22:10

Freefaller said:
Hey it's my round I'm not buying you more than 1 at a time

*puts an order in for a pint of vodka*

dangerstat · 27 Aug 2009 at 22:12

Freefaller said:
Hey it's my round I'm not buying you more than 1 at a time

Real alpha's would pour gallons of ale in to their routers at that point.

I DETECT FAILURE