The OcUK Alpha thread

I have fur from my eyebrow to my toes.

After hearing one of my toes break in an accident at work, I merely stood still for a few seconds and then finished the last hour or so of my shift before strapping my toe up myself.

I have continuous pain in one testicle. There's nothing wrong with it - I've had exploratory surgery to confirm that - it's just idiopathic pain. So I ignore it.
 
Hang on a second this is all Kinp central.I think Miss Knips needs to justify holding the attentions of so many up standing gentlemen.

And how would I do that? Im so Alpha that FF only says nice things about me cos hes so frigging scared of me! :D
 
But you sound so girly when a hunter pounces you :p

Unless these lies are removed immediately I shall have to come around to your house and demonstrate my Alphaness to you.

(Warning, demonstration of Alphaness may result in busting down of doors, damage to household furniture/pets and extreme discomfort in the general vicinity of what you once referred to as your body but can now only be vaguely described as a pulpy mass)

:p
 
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