How to avoid getting food in your beard!

[EvilOne]

Is there any special skill to stop it?

I need this answer too, and shaving isnt the answer

 

[J.B]

Trim it to a normal size goatee, I've had one for about 6 years and never had a probelm with food, occasionally the top hairs will taste like whatever I've been drinking.

Worste part is waking up with a hang over and being able to smell the stale beer right under your nose.

 

[Fenris]

I think the only technique is have some manners when eating, don't just shovel it in and wipe with a napkin during.

 

[gumbald]

Trim.

 

[spoonz]

Shave.

 

[deusexlumina]

Shave.

 

[Doonhamer]

Wax.

 

[misterPK]

Get a small carrier bag, hook the handles over your ears et voila! You will now be the proud owner a handy beard cover and you can dribble and eat messily to your hearts content.

PK!

 

['Wes]

Lol.

 

[Simi]

Let a small bird nest in the beard, it will then eat any 'beard-food'. Problem solved.

 

[LeJosh]

Mouth wide open then slot food in whole.

Only way... hope you have a great gag reflex.

 

[B@Th*nG]

most pointless thread of the year?

B@

 

[Greebo]

TTIUWP

 

[PinkFloyd]

Mustard

 

[EffBee]

Beards are nasty ugly dirty smelly things. Shave it off.

 

[YouBunt2]

Shave.

 

[RDM]

Learn to eat properly? Before you had a beard would you have written a post "How to avoid getting food on your chin!"?

 

[antijoke]

37 replies, yet you don't post a pic of your beard?

Oh and I don't want to see some beard with food in it.

 

[Cosimo]

37 replies, yet you don't post a pic of your beard?

Oh and I don't want to see some beard with food in it.

... and I don't want to see a picture of his beard.

 

[Fenris]

"I think you should wash it, then cut it off, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a raindbow."