New Moon

Example of a good vampire:
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What makes him good? He's just another poser.


This is a good vampire:

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:D
 
I thought the first one was alright. Not brilliant buy alright.

The saucy vampire bird with the spiky hair made it much more watchable imo, first time I've found a baseball pitch sexy :/

My girlfriend's reaction to what Edward looks like in sunlight pretty much sums it up...

"I thought he'd look scary and hard, but he's... sparkly... that's a bit disappointing'
 
Brilliant review :P

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1107-New-Moon

"The unforgivable atrocity of inflicted Robert Pattinson on a world that has done nothing to warrant such punishment"
That is a brilliant and entirely accurate review. It made me feel better to hear someone say exactly what I feel about the whole damn thing.

I just wish the brainwashed ex-harry potter hordes would grow a sense of perception so the world can move on and allow literature to flourish once again. I wonder how many truly talented writers out there are all trying to get their work published but can't because the publisher has to choose between a thought provoking and deep story, or the money making Twilight ****.
 
Example of a good vampire:
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Example of a crap vampire:
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Also another thing to add: Glad Bella actually look remotely Human coloured. She looked anaemic in Twilight when she's supposedly some tasty bint for teenage vampire.
+1

i always liked eric even with the long hair,my wife only started likeing him after his haircut and new wardrobe
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they dont need to draw on some kind of muscles in the stomach area either unlike twilight where the makeup artist gives him a six pack lol
 
Wow. Thats a very strong statement.

Hahahaha

I was very close to falling asleep, was nackered though.

I dunno, i could see the whole story a mile off. Belle or w/e her name is the most anoying character in a film I've ever come across.

A girls film.
 
gerorce clooney can understand
johnny depp can understand
brad pitt can understand

rob pattinson CAN NOT UNDERSTAND unless your 11-15 years old
 
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