I can't enjoy a film where the vampires skin goes all twinkly in the light. You're a vampire, you either dress up all cool and be generally awesome like Bramstoker's Dracula or you burn up like in True Blood, none of this diamond nonsense.
New Moon
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I quite liked the first one even though the whole thing had been heavily graded in blue underwater vision (which again I quite liked; gave a nice cold image).
It made a change having a woman director for once too, meaning the men were all the beauty showcases which made a nice alternative from cameramen focusing on the female lead's T and A the whole movie.
It made a change having a woman director for once too, meaning the men were all the beauty showcases which made a nice alternative from cameramen focusing on the female lead's T and A the whole movie.
We have Twilight but yet to watch it. There was a trailer for New Moon before 2012 last night and I know I will not like it but wife wants to go. All those young chaps without their shirts on, you'll swear someone is eating scampi fries!
I'm so glad my mrs hated the first movie. I don't think I could ever endure it, personally.
I've no idea what they're all about? I just know it looks to be aimed at psychopathic teenage imbeciles.
I wish that toff of a lead character would vanish too, his flat face irritates me no end.
I've no idea what they're all about? I just know it looks to be aimed at psychopathic teenage imbeciles.
I wish that toff of a lead character would vanish too, his flat face irritates me no end.
Going to go see this tonight with the woman, I cave in too easily. I hated the first because Im a huge fan of vampires and werewolves in cinema and this butchered the vampire mythology; I know the second wont be any better. Will eat enough popcorn to send me to sleep.
If yours like mine is a big fan of the books hopefully this one should put them off. Apparently it's a complete bastardisation of the book purely so there's more robert pattinson in it, he should barely be in it and when he is he's close to death. My genuine hope for this film is that it will make her not want to watch the 3rd one, will have to endure this one first though :/.
I wouldn't the author is a moron. These things have no redeeming factor at all.
I wish someone would make a film or write a book that revives the old Vampire legends because in the last 15-20 years its been utterly exploited and destroyed (I blame Anne Rice and her severely obscure self indulgence.)
Vampires should be monsters, evil and wicked in will, cast from the sight of god they live in the nether regions between life and damnation, driven by a lust for human blood (representing life) and a living soul. They hunger eternally for life using all the powers of darkness to have their way. THEY SHOULD BE DEAD! Its the whole damned point!
At first it me laugh when reading or watching this new modern vampire culture. They seemingly live in harmony with humans, have full range of emotion and heart, yet they "say" they're dead. Its like watching any normal teenage film except they have fangs.
They should NOT be moping human crybabies that feel sorry for themselves and live in an angst filled world of sparkling bodies and irrational human emotions. I wonder what Vlad Dracula would have thought of Edward Cullen, Louie and Lestat and all the other crybaby ******s that claim to be undead.
Twilight: "I love you, but you cant love me. No I can love you. But its wrong that you love me, its dangerous to love me Yet I still love you. Ooooh blood... wait not human blood, I only drink rat blood because I have a nice heart. I'm a Vampire Vegan."
Why the hell is this garbage so popular!? Bram Stoker would turn in his grave if he saw this crap. Is it just me for **** sake?
Finne!
replace the vampire family with a black family.
perfect racist movie from like the 60s or wherever
I'd love to see Brian Lumley's Necroscope series of books turned into films, the Wamphyri are monstrous vampires.
Well, went to see it last night, she was swooning over the shirtless men and enjoying the romance. I was digging into both boxes of popcorn and only really paid attention when the werewolves were on screen (which were quite cooland the final scenes in Italy. It was better than the first, but still a steamy pile of excrement.
Ive been thinking about this too, I really enjoyed the books, but it might be a bit too deep for a movie series, possibly a tv series. A lot of people would get lost when they start introducing mobius continuums etc.
My wife is a huge fan, has read the 4 books several times, I even came home one night to find her reading the 1st book and watching the first movie at the same time !!!
Went to see New Moon at the premiere lastnight... Not impressed, the wolves are Way too big... the Girl always seams to have a strop on, even when she should be happy ???
The Vampire/Wolves do not conform to traditional ethos... its just a girly movie with bad acting and shallow characters, Even the action sections look like they were made for kids, the whole thing is just a kid friendly/girly pile of crap!
Went to see New Moon at the premiere lastnight... Not impressed, the wolves are Way too big... the Girl always seams to have a strop on, even when she should be happy ???
The Vampire/Wolves do not conform to traditional ethos... its just a girly movie with bad acting and shallow characters, Even the action sections look like they were made for kids, the whole thing is just a kid friendly/girly pile of crap!
Are you joking?
What exactly are you going to dress up as? A moody PMT teenage girl? A flat faced miserable toff? No wait I know, a ripped topless native american!
Went earlier this evening.
Not as good as the first I thought, my friend who I went with, bums it and was saying how some of it is rubbish compared to the book. How Edward can not seem to get his words out in the film but in the book he isn't like that.
The funny parts just weren't funny at all. Cinema was rammed and loads of young girls around. Should have heard the shrieks when Edward didn't have a top on, I almost threw up looking at his hairy body. Jake on the other hand I would!!
Cinematography wise it wasn't all that good. The wolves looked horrible especially when they came out of the woods properly the first time. Acting overall is all pretty horrid.
Not as good as the first I thought, my friend who I went with, bums it and was saying how some of it is rubbish compared to the book. How Edward can not seem to get his words out in the film but in the book he isn't like that.
The funny parts just weren't funny at all. Cinema was rammed and loads of young girls around. Should have heard the shrieks when Edward didn't have a top on, I almost threw up looking at his hairy body. Jake on the other hand I would!!
Cinematography wise it wasn't all that good. The wolves looked horrible especially when they came out of the woods properly the first time. Acting overall is all pretty horrid.
Err....dressed up in glitter like he is glittery!! Was going to wear cape and fangs but bottled it last minute!!
Cinema was CRAZY!! Massive queue to get in, cheers as everyone was walking in, no seats free, everyone clapped when Edward first came into the film, gasps and mmm's every time edward/jacob had their tops off!
Tooooo much!!!
Edwards body is hot hot hot, how can you say that? It's pretty hairless too so Im not sure what you saw? Jacob....gotta be said, that guy is looking damn fine in this film, espesh compared to Twilight - wow wow wow!
Love it!
Think you should all go see it!!
Sorry, most people have layer upon layer of anti-retard protection preventing that from ever happening.
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