John Terry... you rat!

Capello said that Rio was second in command and inferred that now Terry was no longer Captain he was the natural successor.
For the record, Rooney should never be captain, he's too hot headed, plus I'm a strong believer that strikers shouldn't be captain anyway.
 
Who is the Fifth Man?

It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers.

Which is old news.

The new news comes into it as news editors from all branches of the media sent out the creme de la creme of the nation's journalistic muckrakers to get the scoop on who the fifth individual may be.

Already mentioned in despatches, are John Terry, Wayne Bridge, Eidur Gudjohnsen and Adrian Mutu, with a number of big names vociferously denying that they are the mysterious 'Fifth Man.'

It would appear that the hunt for the missing fifth link is well and truly on - indeed, one leading scandalmonger told us that this whole sorry saga could rumble on and on, like the Tiger Woods situation over in the States, and he told us not to be surprised if the list of individuals tutored in the ancient art of sock-coftening by Ms Perroncel were to rise in a sharp spike.

"This JT thing could just be the tip of the iceberg," a seasoned observer told us. "See, we have it on good authority that Ms Perroncel has always made it known that her ambition is to be a football WAG, and there are a lot of football teams in London. It could be that we've barely scratched the surface yet."

In a related soccer-bonkers exclusive, Avram Grant, manager of cash strapped Portsmouth denied frequenting an Asian brothel in Southampton. He reportedly told reporters:

"Why on earth would a handsome, dashing, chick magnet stud like moi ever wish to avail themselves of extras from Asian masseuses? It makes no sense. And by the way, Portsmouth Football Club continue to operate on a sound financial footing. The owners bought the lads a bacon roll this morning as a gesture of goodwill. Although we're not quite sure exactly who it was that stumped up the cash." (LINK)
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Avram Grant :confused:

Bacon roll :confused:

Shurely not :confused:
 
Locky said:
You lot will not be happy untill he quits the England team.
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Justice has been done \o/:D

Yayyy for Capello for dropping the cheating scumbag as captain of the English team...no way he should be captain considering that hes a role model for young kids.

Great bit of news to end the day...now can only hope this impacts Chelski's season and their title tilt...hopefully Sunday Arsenal can bag 3pts from them:p
 
Think its a dire shame that he's been stripped of the captaincy. He is without doubt the best leader in the group and that's all that matters IMO. We won't be as cohesive without him as captain in the summer.

Also, RIO!? How is a convicted drug offender and absolute retard any better? I suppose he can strike fear into our opponents with threats of 'merking'.

B@Th*nG said:
crap choice of Captain though, he's not even smart enough to be Captain Birdseye.
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lmao.
 
Chris1712 said:
Think its a dire shame that he's been stripped of the captaincy. He is without doubt the best leader in the group and that's all that matters IMO. We won't be as cohesive without him as captain in the summer.

Also, RIO!? How is a convicted drug offender and absolute retard any better? I suppose he can strike fear into our opponents with threats of 'merking'.

lmao.
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If its not Rio, it can't be Rooney cause he made love to a granny hooker behind his women so he isn't much better.

Then you have Stevie G who beats people up in bars. Not a good image also.
 
Scream said:
If its not Rio, it can't be Rooney cause he made love to a granny hooker behind his women so he isn't much better.

Then you have Stevie G who beats people up in bars. Not a good image also.
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Has to be Lamps. Although I remember some infidelity jibes towards him recently aswell?

Also Rio was banned because he missed a drugs test, I'd count that as a conviction?
 
Can anybody explain to me how Gerrard is vice captain and in line to be captain when he beat the **** out of someone? (in pre-emptive self defense of course).
 
mmj_uk said:
Can anybody explain to me how Gerrard is vice captain and in line to be captain when he beat the **** out of someone? (in pre-emptive self defense of course).
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may aswell call joe barton up and use him instead. do any of our players show role model qualities :confused:
 
Reading more on it, via the daily fail it seems like the meeting lasted all of 12mins:p...poor Terry probably didnt get a chance to say anything....but it does seem like the final nail in the coffin was the reports of him renting out his private box at Wembley.

Also the bint in question has decided not to sell her story...good because shes as much to blame for this as Terry is.

I guess Rio was the only choice along with Gerrard as captain and vice captains but both have chequered histories as well...can only hope that they both dont slip up like Terry did.
 
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