People talking in their sleep...

[Abraham]

My missus can have conversations with me whilst she is half asleep and then usually doesn't remember them. I find that this is the best time to see if she minds me spending lots of money on computer parts.

my ex used to do this but while fully asleep, she would actually have conversations with me while dreaming, as if I was in the dream I suppose, properly weird, used to confuse the **** out of her when I didn't know what she was talking about. She is a full blown mental though.

 

[mac1st3]

Amazing.

was thinking exactly the same thing >.<

I've been known to talk in my sleep, what's wierder is the fact I usually remember doing it, but it only usually happens at the start of a relationship, the first few times we stay with each other for the night

 

[ColdAsIce]

My girlfriend talks in her sleep but unfortunately it is mostly in Polish very rarely does she come out with any gibberish in English.

 

[Smit]

My brother talks in his sleep quite often, used to really be quite spooky.

My gf sometimes hits me in her sleep for no reason, well I hope she is sleeping

 

[True_Scotsman]

Mine laughs in her sleep, and occasionally speaks dutch gibberish

 

[Cosimo]

It's worse when they talk when awake methinks.

Sometimes.

 

[Cosimo]

Mine laughs in her sleep, and occasionally speaks dutch gibberish

Mine does that but the gibberish isn't Dutch.

 

['Wes]

If someone laughed in their sleep, i'd be worried, just seems odd.

 

[Pookie Bear]

I facepalmed my ex in my sleep once. Fortunately for her it was a bit off target and I hit her in the forehead with my palm. She maintained till the day we broke up it was because she was trying to cuddle me in her sleep and I did it on purpose. Oddly enough, I faintly recall spinning aroundin my sleep and lashing out with my arm, but there was definitely no malice or forethought. I got in trouble cos I couldn't stop laughing at her outrage .... it was really funny though

I also talk in my sleep and get quite distressed at times, which tends to worry anyone near me.

 

[Blue Cypher]

My ex used to talk in her sleep, she once bolted up right in the middle of the night and told me to make her a sandwich! the cheek of it! thats her job! you see now why she is an ex

 

[Cosimo]

If someone laughed in their sleep, i'd be worried, just seems odd.

I'm not but you should be worried if I send her over.

 

[mac1st3]

Mine laughs in her sleep

Apparently I've done that too with my ex, and from what she was telling me, it was a really creepy sinister laugh of sadistic mirth hehe

 

[Abraham]

my ex faps in her sleep

 

['Wes]

my ex faps in her sleep

lol

 

[Abraham]

lol

seriously, it was always most disappointing when she woke up/was woken up and wasn't in the mood at all. The difference between the subconscious and conscious mind I guess

 

[Fireskull]

I talk in my sleep.

My ex thought I was having a conversation with her quite a few times

 

[mac1st3]

my ex faps in her sleep

no, you just don't satisfy her while she's awake

 

[Abraham]

no, you just don't satisfy her while she's awake

I'd hope I don't my gf would be livid!

 

[dekez]

Apparently I talk in my sleep, latest from about a week ago:

Me: Do you have the stone?
Her:What?
Me: Do you have the rock?
Her:?
Me: You know for the rock for the thing!

Apparently it went on like that for a bit and I was quite annoyed that she didn't know what I was on about! She woke me up straight after to tell me about it, and I just have a vague memory of thinking "why on earth does she not understand?!"

 

[4T5]

I put my Doris back down the Cellar when I'm done so I can't hear the screaming I mean snoring/talking in her sleep.