The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

Reemul said:
My and the missus went to see Pulp Fiction at the cinema, long film anyways after a while i was desperate for the toilet so went for a quick wee and rushed back so as not to miss much of the film. There were about 50 people in the cinema and i forgot where i was sitting and ended up going down the aisle in front which happened to be empty except for a few people one who looked like the missus.

Anyways once i got close i realised there was the missus in the row behind so like a tit i decided to leap over the seat in to the corrrect row, however while jumping my feet clipped the top the seat and fell headfirst in to the seat well. Just about every single person in the cinema started laughing out loud. Still think of that moment everytime i go to the cinema.
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Best first post ever? lol
 
Reemul said:
My and the missus went to see Pulp Fiction at the cinema, long film anyways after a while i was desperate for the toilet so went for a quick wee and rushed back so as not to miss much of the film. There were about 50 people in the cinema and i forgot where i was sitting and ended up going down the aisle in front which happened to be empty except for a few people one who looked like the missus.

Anyways once i got close i realised there was the missus in the row behind so like a tit i decided to leap over the seat in to the corrrect row, however while jumping my feet clipped the top the seat and fell headfirst in to the seat well. Just about every single person in the cinema started laughing out loud. Still think of that moment everytime i go to the cinema.
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hahaha I can picture that :)
 
Since Cupra has revived an old classic, I will too :)

Taken from the 'draw the most embarrassing thing in your life' thread..

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Came back from a night out when i was about 18, was pretty drunk, but knew what Iw as doing.

Thought I'd watch a bit of television x and pull my goalie. This is where it started going downhill. I fell asleep and was sick all down my front. My mum found me in the morning, in a horrible state, sick everywhere, trowsers down and unused tissue scattered around the place. Ruined sofa (and I was sick on my junk)


Sofa was about two weeks old too, so had to get a new cushion for her
 
I hope that Clum doesn't have the Twilight problem any more. The books will live on but the film was so last year. Everyone I know who were obsessed with the film lost interest before the year was up.
 
Went to a houseparty to see people I haven't seen in about 3 years..

We all got wasted and when we were all looking for a bed I realised my period wanted to join the party too. I hunted through every bathroom and every cupboard in the house looking for supplies without anyone noticing, and found NOTHING!

I hoped it would not be a heavy night, since it was the first day, and woke up to find that there was blood all over the boxers I was wearing (the host lent them to me the night before).

Not only was I then violently sick in the bathroom due to the hangover, I then had the issue of the pair of bloody boxers (literally). I put them next to me in the room while I lay there trying to figure out what to do, when the host walked in and said 'Cheers mate, I'll pop these in the wash then' and left the room.

I was left with my mouth hanging open, and never hearing another word from him since.
 
moldrol said:
Went to a houseparty to see people I haven't seen in about 3 years..

We all got wasted and when we were all looking for a bed I realised my period wanted to join the party too. I hunted through every bathroom and every cupboard in the house looking for supplies without anyone noticing, and found NOTHING!

I hoped it would not be a heavy night, since it was the first day, and woke up to find that there was blood all over the boxers I was wearing (the host lent them to me the night before).

Not only was I then violently sick in the bathroom due to the hangover, I then had the issue of the pair of bloody boxers (literally). I put them next to me in the room while I lay there trying to figure out what to do, when the host walked in and said 'Cheers mate, I'll pop these in the wash then' and left the room.

I was left with my mouth hanging open, and never hearing another word from him since.
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Little do you realise, he never washed those boxers and used your crusted remains as fapping material :D
 
I really hope not!!

More recent one: Went to tesco and saw bf lean on the handle bar of one of the large trolleys and 'sail' down the aisle.. thought it looked awesome and stored away the memory.

Next time we get there, I get a trolley (not considering this one is smaller and shallower) and yell at him to look as I proceed to lean on the handle.. I did not sail.
The trolley flipped 90 degrees and pulled my hands down so that I fell face first onto the floor and got pulled along for a couple of feet.

People stared... A LOT. Worst part is getting back up and walking away :S
 
A couple of years ago I was over my wife's parents, waiting to go out.

Just as we are about to leave I pop in to the downstairs toilet. As I got inside I lifted the lid and began to pee and I can hear them all gathering outside the toilet in the hallway. 10 or 11 of us going for a meal etc.

Then, out of nowhere the toilet lid decides to fall forward... I jump back and pee all over my boxers and the toilet floor.

In the panic I shout "****" to which they reply "everything ok?". I crack the door open to the wife, boxers in hand and she bursts in to laughter and then tells everyone about my little accident.

To this day I never understand how it fell down, only that they don't let me forget it :(
 
I can't stand ####trapper toilet seats, who the hell fits that and thinks "yup, that works fine"

First thing I used to check in a house when renting, the guy at the letting agency was laughing when I turned down one flat because of it :D
 
FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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Oh my lord, porridge everywhere.
Best one yet. :D
 
nothing as good as the other stories but he goes each summer me and some mates go swimming in this river where you can jump in from this tree anyway im in the river needing to poop my mates are on the bank just laying around, I think if i swim up the river a bit and do my business and they won't know. so after finishing I swim back to my friends and see some girls from my school have come to hang out I shout at them from the river to say hi ones turns around sees me and started to scream "ahhhhhh thats gross!!" I turn around and see my turd is floating behind me my mates start laughing at me.This was a about 2 years ago and I still feel ashamed and embarrassed about it:(.
 
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