Someone keeps taking our wheelie bin

[Badgi]

Honestly, if you know who's taking it, why don't you just confront them?

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Someone keeps taking our wheelie bin !

Don't talk rubbish!


Can you actually buy wheelie bins?

 

[Pestilence]

One bin recovered. Unfortunatley they only had our bin so I couldn't do anything to theirs.

They now have a pile of rubbish stacked up against their gate with a couple of split bags

**** just got real!

 

[MooMoo444]

One bin recovered. Unfortunatley they only had our bin so I couldn't do anything to theirs.

They now have a pile of rubbish stacked up against their gate with a couple of split bags

TTIUWP!

 

[Jumblejug]

I can see the headlines in the local paper already! "Man stabbed over wheelie bin row". Maybe something more witty [excuse]It's Friday morning and I'm hungover[/excuse]

 

[Demon]

If you find out who it is, Tape a DVD to the top of their bin with the words 'Kiddie Porn' written on the front.. Then sneak in their house and put a 50+ character password on their PC..

wait, is this the wrong thread for this...

 

[bledd]

This is what you should do..

Get a cat and hide it in the bin, then the thief will get attacked by this cat.

Might be a good idea to stroke it first, so it gains your trust.

-Film it too so we can see

 

[Edrof]

I can see the headlines in the local paper already! "Man stabbed over wheelie bin row". Maybe something more witty [excuse]It's Friday morning and I'm hungover[/excuse]

I get his house if taht happens, he's already said

 

[D.Roberts]

That must wheelie be annoying.

 

[peterattheboro]

Honestly, if you know who's taking it, why don't you just confront them?

I'm a pussy keyboard warrior

 

[peterattheboro]

Think they've knocked my stack down. Was up against the gate

And my bin was cleared labelled with my number in big bright colourful numbers. The other 64 for the back houses is right down the other side of the road (quite a long road) so obviously this bin doesn't belong to them.

 

[div0]

GPS tracking chip attached to bin.

 

[UncleBob]

Set up a webcam, put a cat in the bin just after binmen have been and film the bin-thief taking the cat out of the bin.

Edit the filmclip so it plays backwards, and then it looks like he's putting the cat in the bin and you're saving it.
Post it on 4chan.
Observe worldwide nerdrage and death-threats to bin-thief who will then be relocated to a witness protection centre.

 

[Fourstar]

Can you actually buy wheelie bins?

Only stolen ones, and then you have to scrape the house number off!

How about painting your bin pink and stencilling "Man Love Rules" all over it. Will be a stiff price to pay but your neighbours will be less inclined to borrow it

 

[Ace Modder]

Peterattheboro - you do know you have broken the law, as you are effectively flytipping.

Way to go!

 

[randal]

I think his neighbours are fly tipping, time to phone the council to let them know.

 

[peterattheboro]

Peterattheboro - you do know you have broken the law, as you are effectively flytipping.

Way to go!

I think his neighbours are fly tipping, time to phone the council to let them know.

Yeah it wasn't me. That rubbish belongs to another address.

 

[A.N.Other]

The photo made the thread come alive

 

[Ace Modder]

Yeah it wasn't me. That rubbish belongs to another address.

I'm sure the law would say otherwise. /sigh

 

[Badgi]

Well, if you're afraid of confrontation, I'd find a good hiding place, because when the bin thief see's his rubbish tipped everywhere I think it's obvious who the culprit is.