The worst situation in the world....

[antijoke]

Use the three seashells (guess what movie this is from)

Demolition Man.

Also featuring the line "You really licked his ass!" rather apt for this thread.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Use the three seashells (guess what movie this is from)

People need to guess?? I'm sure Demolition man would be known by the entireity of the internet by now.

 

[Prophet]

People need to guess?? I'm sure Demolition man would be known by the entireity of the internet by now.

Indeed, if only to see Sandy B looking HOT!

 

[Ahleckz]

There speaks a man of experience!

I can't better this. Also, good for a nice anal-tickling I suspect!

An added bonus my friend.

Showers don't have filters in so that method stands a good chance of contaminating the water supply. You're also liable if that happens.

Your waste shower plug is hooked up to your mains water, ewwwww.

 

[Django x2]

no, he's talking about back fill, where the poo particles enter the stream, however, this wouldn't happen as the pressure would blow them out and down the drain anyway.

 

[Cuchulain]

Use a lota?

In other words wipe your backside with your hand and some water from the sink, then wash hands. Hardly a disaster, believe me the parents on here will tell you a babys nappy is way worse that this.

No, it really isn't worse, babies nappies are easy, even if they've got the trots, I had to deal with 2 of my kids who had stomach bugs and I didn't manage to get caked in excrement.

 

[Kazz]

Should have gone to Paul's tbh.

 

[snowball1]

If you think that's the worst situation in the world, you need to get out more!

 

[Kazz]

If you think that's the worst situation in the world, you need to get out more!

True.

Ever had a wet sock?

 

[citizen0100]

Use the cardboard roll!!

 

[Semiskimmed]

Unscrew the shower head, squat in shower and squirt water up your bum.

this but put your thumb over the end to power wash that rear!

 

[Cupra]

when at home, kitchen roll or the tissues from mext to my bed


if not at home, off comes the socks

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Use the three seashells (guess what movie this is from)

The Little Mermaid?

 

[zootfloot]

Use the cardboard roll!!

This is the correct procedure to follow....

Look at cardboard roll

Grab cardboard roll and identify join lines

Peel as thin a sheet of cardboard as is humanly possible off the cardboard roll

Inspect thin sheet of cardboard

Wipe bum with thin sheet of cardboard

Curse as your hand and the cardboard slip up your bum crack and onto your back

search for alternative means to wipe your bum utilising the pants round ankles penguin method

Job done

 

[Edward78]

Call the police.

ASSistance, needed at XXXX. LoL.

 

[LordSplodge]

Who's shower drains into the clean water supply?

I'd just sith my pants! A Darth Doody as it were.

 

[Zatoichi.uK]

I've had a worse situation. I was on a skiing holiday and had caught a stomach bug of some sort. I was at a restaurant in the evening and had that horrible rumble when you know you're going to have to have a poo quick time.

I rushed to the toilet where there were only 2 cubicles, both of which were occupied. My choices were either crap in my pants or crap in the urinal.

I've had better days tbh...

 

[me227]

I just dip my bum in the sink.

 

[h00fzilla]

I've had a worse situation. I was on a skiing holiday and had caught a stomach bug of some sort. I was at a restaurant in the evening and had that horrible rumble when you know you're going to have to have a poo quick time.

I rushed to the toilet where there were only 2 cubicles, both of which were occupied. My choices were either crap in my pants or crap in the urinal.

I've had better days tbh...

What a tease... so what happened????

 

[Aod]

I've had a worse situation. I was on a skiing holiday and had caught a stomach bug of some sort. I was at a restaurant in the evening and had that horrible rumble when you know you're going to have to have a poo quick time.

I rushed to the toilet where there were only 2 cubicles, both of which were occupied. My choices were either crap in my pants or crap in the urinal.

I've had better days tbh...

What a tease... so what happened????

yeah! finish the story or ban tbh!