Play footy with a girl? yes or not? Why?

7: because she won't be able to stop herself from blabbing all the lads banter to her friends/their girlfriends
 
4 for me.

Played footie at uni with the lads and a lass we knew joined in, within 5mins I broke her wrist with a shot as she was playing in goal. Cue ambulance, hospital, drama and much guilt :p
 
We did, but we hated it. It was microcosm-macrocosm "equality". I.e., if we were a bit rough they'd scream murder, but if we treated them like glassware we got lip. Plus we were generally uncomfortable marking them, related to the previous.
 
We play a couple of times a week and sometimes a friend brings along one of his (female) friends. First time she turned up people had a bit of a moan and said they weren't going to go easy on her...only for one of them to be taken out by a perfectly timed slide tackle from her later in the game :D

So it's all good as long as they know what they're getting in to :)
 
1.

Anything else is just perpetuating the stupid "ooh, I'm a delicate lady" nonsense. Ever wondered why most women run like idiots with their arms at their side and hands out? Because they think "that's how women run". Or how women can't throw because they're made to think they can't.

Okay, I know I've made some sweeping generalisations, but it's mostly true for a large majority of women.
 
simulatorman said:
2. Because you want to have her in the shower afterwards.
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:p

But no, seriously, it would have to be number 2 (not for having her in the shower at the end of course :p)
 
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last girl i played football with shouldered me in the gob.

needless to say she got floored on the next available opportunity, all in good spirit of course

:p
 
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