I'm for it chaps.....

[Castiel]

Get off the forum and start on the housework NOW ... no time like the present.

Rgds

I've got my eleven year old dusting right now, I'm going for the hoover (if I can find it).

 

[Greenlizard0]

I've got my eleven year old dusting right now, I'm going for the hoover (if I can find it).

Not in front of the 11 year old!

 

[exia]

Throw yourself down the stairs and say it happened at 9am.

Brilliance

 

[Dano]

Grow a pair and carry on as you were.

 

[MookJong]

Switch the computer off, lie on the sofa and pretend to be half asleep with paracetamol lying on the coffee table....

Migraine attack.

 

[Castiel]

Grow a pair and carry on as you were.

That seems to be the plan because, A...I keep checking the forum, I cant help myself, B...I can't find the damned hoover and C... she is just pulling up the drive as we speak.

 

[Lysander]

I'm going for the hoover (if I can find it).

Don't clog the nozzle..

 

[G|mp]

When you wash up make sure you get rid of the tell tale suds everywhere!

I make this mistake every time, washing up with minutes to spare before she gets home to then get asked "Have you only just washed up? There's suds everywhere"

"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

 

[Malc]

When she walks through the door say:

"Sorry love, I didn't manage to get those things done as I was online looking for your perfect Christmas present. You're going to love it."

Women are forgiving if they are going to get something out of it.

 

[Cuchulain]

Switch the computer off, lie on the sofa and pretend to be half asleep with paracetamol lying on the coffee table....

Migraine attack.

Alternatively scatter pills over the table, pretend to be in a coma due to an overdose.

 

[G|mp]

Get caught naked on front of gay porn, she will forget all about the chores!

 

[Cosimo]

Go out now and come back at 20:00.

 

[Brian8bit]

You're an ex-marine man! Be resourceful!

I don't think hanging upside down above the front door to swing down and snap her neck as she enters is the best way to go about this.

 

[Swifty55]

I don't think hanging upside down above the front door to swing down and snap her neck as she enters is the best way to go about this.

Lol, might be the only way!

 

[Nitefly]

Greet her with a raging semi. She will forgive you instantly.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

You have a cleaner?

No sympathy here

 

[aix0]

Lock the 11 year old in the garden shed and act all frantic when wife comes through door, tell her you've checked under the cushions and everything.

 

[Dan Dan]

get in bed and say you been feeling ill all day. That way you get fed too chicken soup Mmmmmmm...

 

[CLAWS]

Well, she is due home in around 20 minutes and I have done the sum total of nada, zilch, nothing.

I have spent my entire day chatting about nonsense on the OCuk forums.

Plum.