Anyone else hate eating at restaurants?

kwerk

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Does anyone else think eating at restaurants is over-rated? I don't know anyone who doesn't love it. I hate having to pretend I'm enjoying myself when I'm obliged to go out to eat.

  • I don't like strangers watching me eat.
  • I don't like watching strangers eat, especially fat ones.
  • Food is over-rated, I mostly want to fill my belly I don't really care what it tastes like as long as it's healthy. I don't like the idea of eating for entertainment.
  • I don't like spending a lot of money on something that I'm just going to poop out.
  • I don't like having to tip people just for doing their job.
  • They usually give you too much food and it gets wasted.
  • It's usually too loud, too dark, or too crowded.

Oh yeah and here everything is horribly over-seasoned and over salted to appease these diabetic land whale's diminished sense of taste from years of masturbatory gustation.
 
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You do the opposite of inspire me.

Food is not overrated, it's underrated. Going out to a nice restaurant in the evening is one of my favourite things to do, infinitely better than spending the night in a club or something. I love it. :)
 
kwerk said:
Does anyone else think eating at restaurants is over-rated? I don't know anyone who doesn't love it. I hate having to pretend I'm enjoying myself when I'm obliged to go out to eat.

  • I don't like strangers watching me eat.
  • I don't like watching strangers eat, especially fat ones.
  • Food is over-rated, I mostly want to fill my belly, as long as it's un-healthy.
    I don't like the idea of eating for entertainment.
  • I don't like spending money
  • I don't like having to tip people just for doing their job.
  • They usually dont give you enough .
  • It's usually too loud, too dark, or too crowded.
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Me too.. but fixed for you.
 
kwerk said:
Does anyone else think eating at restaurants is over-rated? I don't know anyone who doesn't love it. I hate having to pretend I'm enjoying myself when I'm obliged to go out to eat.

  • I don't like strangers watching me eat.
  • I don't like watching strangers eat, especially fat ones.
  • Food is over-rated, I mostly want to fill my belly I don't really care what it tastes like as long as it's healthy. I don't like the idea of eating for entertainment.
  • I don't like spending a lot of money on something that I'm just going to poop out.
  • I don't like having to tip people just for doing their job.
  • They usually give you too much food and it gets wasted.
  • It's usually too loud, too dark, or too crowded.

Oh yeah and here everything is horribly over-seasoned and over salted to appease these diabetic land whale's diminished sense of taste from years of masturbatory gustation.
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You sound like a right barrel of laughs :/

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You dont go to eat at a restaurant for entertainment, you go an eat somewhere because it allows you to be entertained.
 
I kind of agree. I'd rather grab something fast then go out afterwards.

Agreed on the food being over-rated too, why do we need 3 million different food TV shows too?
 
Whats wrong with:

No washing up!!!!
No Cooking
People bring you food
You choose what you want
You get to eat food that is beyond your cooking ability

Did I say no washing up?
 
Morba said:
to sell things and to promote food / eating habits.
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But the meals they do are generally a bit poncey aren't they - A tiny bit of meat in the centre of a plate with some totally OTT dressing and a drizzle of.. something for no real reason, and it takes about 3hrs to prep and cook :/
 
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