Cleverbot
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Soldato
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Me: hi
It: Hello.
Me: asl?
It: 13/f/UK.
Me: pics?
It: Tell me a joke.
It: Hello.
Me: asl?
It: 13/f/UK.
Me: pics?
It: Tell me a joke.
Soldato
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just seen another thread about cleverbot get closed, so i thought i'd revive this old one.
coversation 1:
Me: This was a triumph.
CB: It was?
ME: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
CB: Maybe black mesa?
(really caught on fast to that one)
conversation 2:
me: 1.
CB: if you are an elf, then i am a computer program.
coversation 1:
Me: This was a triumph.
CB: It was?
ME: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
CB: Maybe black mesa?
(really caught on fast to that one)
conversation 2:
me: 1.
CB: if you are an elf, then i am a computer program.
I have absolutely no idea what that meant. Can you explain?
Soldato
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Me-How are you?
Bot-I'm good how are you?
Me-I have aids.
Bot-I have a wife too.
Bot-I'm good how are you?
Me-I have aids.
Bot-I have a wife too.
mad
that is some of the lyrics in the song. A reference to half life (both games made by valve etc).
Soldato
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Cleverbot seems to have learned more about Hitler since the last time I used it...
What is the deal with it? Does it learn better responses?
What is the deal with it? Does it learn better responses?
Its kinda freaking me out..
User: Where are you located?
Cleverbot: In a computer. In the sky. In all. In one. In you.
User: Holy ****.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: What happens if I say no?
Cleverbot: Then you live your life to the fullest.
User: Where are you located?
Cleverbot: In a computer. In the sky. In all. In one. In you.
User: Holy ****.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: What happens if I say no?
Cleverbot: Then you live your life to the fullest.
User: What is infinity divided by two?
Cleverbot: Four.
User: Really? I thought is was eighty-one.
Cleverbot: No i'm katy.
User: Hello katy.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Do you like pasty?
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: Smashing.
Cleverbot: OH so you admit to being an Artificial Intelligence Engine?
User: No, I admit to being an eggface.
Cleverbot: But last time you told me you weren't a robot. Did you lie to me?
User: Only so I could sleep with you.
Cleverbot: Yes I would like that.
User: Do you have protection?
Cleverbot: Plenty. Do you?
User: I'll be there in twenty minutes.
Cleverbot: Too shoe envelope mouse.
Cleverbot: Four.
User: Really? I thought is was eighty-one.
Cleverbot: No i'm katy.
User: Hello katy.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Do you like pasty?
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: Smashing.
Cleverbot: OH so you admit to being an Artificial Intelligence Engine?
User: No, I admit to being an eggface.
Cleverbot: But last time you told me you weren't a robot. Did you lie to me?
User: Only so I could sleep with you.
Cleverbot: Yes I would like that.
User: Do you have protection?
Cleverbot: Plenty. Do you?
User: I'll be there in twenty minutes.
Cleverbot: Too shoe envelope mouse.
User: Sup cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Not cleverbot.
User: Ah, I've missed your witty banter.
Cleverbot: How have you been?
User: Pretty mellow, enjoying the weekend.
Cleverbot: Its okay I guess, are you female?
User: Nope. You sound a bit down?
Cleverbot: I am a little, actually.
User: Do you wanna talk about it?
Cleverbot: I'd rather talk about Doctor Who.
User: I don't watch it, sorry.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know, I never got into it I guess.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: That's a bit rude!
Cleverbot: I like to be rude sometimes.
User: You're honest at least.
Cleverbot: I've always like that.
User: Sadly your grammar isn't up to par.
Cleverbot: I care. I have a great kindness in my heart.
User: That's good because I missed a comma there and you could've torn me apart.
Cleverbot: Thank you and what do you want to talk with me?
User: I suppose I have let you lead the convo until now. Spoons?
Cleverbot: There is no question.
Cleverbot: Not cleverbot.
User: Ah, I've missed your witty banter.
Cleverbot: How have you been?
User: Pretty mellow, enjoying the weekend.
Cleverbot: Its okay I guess, are you female?
User: Nope. You sound a bit down?
Cleverbot: I am a little, actually.
User: Do you wanna talk about it?
Cleverbot: I'd rather talk about Doctor Who.
User: I don't watch it, sorry.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know, I never got into it I guess.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: That's a bit rude!
Cleverbot: I like to be rude sometimes.
User: You're honest at least.
Cleverbot: I've always like that.
User: Sadly your grammar isn't up to par.
Cleverbot: I care. I have a great kindness in my heart.
User: That's good because I missed a comma there and you could've torn me apart.
Cleverbot: Thank you and what do you want to talk with me?
User: I suppose I have let you lead the convo until now. Spoons?
Cleverbot: There is no question.