Cleverbot

is this the one that just connects you with a random other person and calls you both "cleverbot" to each other?
 
No Cleverbot is AI, no human is on the other end.

User: Let's speak in French, OK?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Quel age a tu?

Cleverbot: J'ai six ans.

User: C'est très jeune!

Cleverbot: Oui. Il est tres bien.

User: Alors, que vous êtes à nos jours?

Cleverbot: De tous et de rien.

User: Oh, c'est une honte, je pensais peut-être du peuple Internet vous aurait bien occupés, étant un cleverbot et tous!

Cleverbot: C'est le sens de la vie !

User: Indeed it is, let's switch back to English OK?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Can you speak German?

Cleverbot: No.

User: The look on your face says you can, Ich wette, du lügst!

Cleverbot: Who are you going to marry when you grow up?

User: Ok you're not lying :p.

Cleverbot: Nop.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Have a nice day.
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User: I need to take a dump!
Cleverbot: Are you Melissa?
User: Yes, yes I am. you bring the cup.
Cleverbot: You bring the women!
User: 2 girls 1 cup style?
Cleverbot: Ok, you just crossed the line.
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LOL!
 
haha..

Cleverbot: Why do you have to chop me into pieces?:(.
User: Because you wouldn't fit in the boot of my car otherwise.
Cleverbot: Fair play.
 
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Me-suck my ****
Bot-Sure.
Me-really?
Bot-Yes, really!
Me-Go on then unzip me n put it in your mouth!
Bot-Unzips.

At onepoint he said I was the bot and i said lol what and it went LOL.
 
who is Juan Sheet?
June is a month.
Are you happy?
Very, he's in the band the Beatles, ya know?
He's not he's here
That's very rude! She's a woman not a man!
 
User: Hi, will I finish my robot by christmas.
Cleverbot: Yes, you will finish your project tomorrow.
User: ? Thats........ Thats a bit optimistic.
Cleverbot: Robot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you seen a Rancor?
User: Er.... A what now?
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: No its ok, probably me, so about my robot?
Cleverbot: Sounds hot.
User: Oh yes it is, by christmas do you think?
Cleverbot: What makes you want to be a shoe?
 
User: I'm not your buddy, guy.

Cleverbot: I'm not your guy, friend.

User: I'm not your friend, buddy.

Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, pal.

User: I'm not your pal, guy.

Cleverbot: I'm not your guy, friend.

User: I'm not your friend, buddy.

Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy.

User: I'm not your guy, pal.

Cleverbot: I'm not your pal, guy.
 
User: You dont make sense.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.
 
User: I see dead people.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Everywhere.

Cleverbot: That's a lot.

User: There are a lot of dead people.

Cleverbot: That's bleak.
 
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User: Would you like to play a game?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How about a nice game of chess?

Cleverbot: Global Thermonuclear Warfare.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're scaring me.

Cleverbot: You scare me more!
 
User: Hey, what do you fancy for lunch?
Cleverbot: Lunch? But it's 7pm
User: I'm in the UK, it is 2pm
Cleverbot: You can't be in two places at the same time, can you?
User: who said I was in two places?
Cleverbot: No one said you were in love.
User: what are you talking about
Cleverbot: I am breaking up with you.

the ffuuu.... :(
 
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Can I have a cookie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please!!?
Cleverbot: No, no, no.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I just had a cold and i'm pretty sure im not going to have another...
User: Errr ok.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: Yes I am, im cookieless!
Cleverbot: And I am the Pope.

Bad cleverbot...baaaad!!
 
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