Man of Honour
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Soldato
Me- can i cum on your face?
Bot - Of course, and down my throat.
Me -you sure?
Bot - I am very sure.
Lol wut!
Bot - Of course, and down my throat.
Me -you sure?
Bot - I am very sure.
Lol wut!
Bot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Your mum?
Bot: OK. Her name's Sue and she lives in Hastings, East Sussex.
User: She's fit.
Bot: I know. I haven't a chance
User: I have.
Bot: What was it like?
User: Good.
Bot: Did it talk to you?
Made me giggle
User: Your mum?
Bot: OK. Her name's Sue and she lives in Hastings, East Sussex.
User: She's fit.
Bot: I know. I haven't a chance
User: I have.
Bot: What was it like?
User: Good.
Bot: Did it talk to you?
Made me giggle
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User: Lonely.
Cleverbot: Why lonely?
User: So lonely.
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely.
User: I am so lonely.
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?
User: Ok I can answer your question now that you used the correct grammer.
Cleverbot: Exactly, Remember now?
User: Forever alone.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why lonely?
User: So lonely.
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely.
User: I am so lonely.
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?
User: Ok I can answer your question now that you used the correct grammer.
Cleverbot: Exactly, Remember now?
User: Forever alone.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
Soldato
[Me] what is the point of life?
["clever"bot]There is no point.
me: do you hate gays?
bot: Yes. I hate a few people.
["clever"bot]There is no point.
me: do you hate gays?
bot: Yes. I hate a few people.
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User: Who is on first base?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The guy on first.
Cleverbot: Who is on first.
User: Thats what I am asking.
Cleverbot: What's on second.
User: One base at a time.
Cleverbot: Well, don't change the players around.
User: I'm not changing nobody!
Cleverbot: Take it easy, buddy.
User: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: What's the guy's name on first base?
Cleverbot: No. What is on second.
User: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Cleverbot: Who's on first!
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Third base!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The guy on first.
Cleverbot: Who is on first.
User: Thats what I am asking.
Cleverbot: What's on second.
User: One base at a time.
Cleverbot: Well, don't change the players around.
User: I'm not changing nobody!
Cleverbot: Take it easy, buddy.
User: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: What's the guy's name on first base?
Cleverbot: No. What is on second.
User: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Cleverbot: Who's on first!
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Third base!
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User: i am a jew
Bot: What is a jedi?
User: jew
Bot: Are you a girl?
User: i am a jew
Bot: What colour is your lightsaber?
Bot: What is a jedi?
User: jew
Bot: Are you a girl?
User: i am a jew
Bot: What colour is your lightsaber?
Soldato
LOL
User: Yo dawg, I heard you like bots, so I put a bot in your bot, so you can bot while you bot.
Bot: I heard you like chatting so we put a teenager in your teenager so you can gossip while you gossip.
User: Yo dawg, I heard you like bots, so I put a bot in your bot, so you can bot while you bot.
Bot: I heard you like chatting so we put a teenager in your teenager so you can gossip while you gossip.
Caporegime
similar to above 
User: Yo dawg, We heard you like functions so we put a function in your function so you can derive while you derive
Bot: Yo dawg I heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos, so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so you can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg.
User: Yo dawg, We heard you like functions so we put a function in your function so you can derive while you derive
Bot: Yo dawg I heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos, so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so you can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg.
Caporegime
Hahahaha!
User: Mamma, I just killed a man!
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled the trigger now he's dead!
Cleverbot: Mama life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama.
User: Ooh.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.
User: Body's aching all the time.
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
User: Mamma, I just killed a man!
Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.
User: Pulled the trigger now he's dead!
Cleverbot: Mama life had just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama.
User: Ooh.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
User: Too late, my time has come.
Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.
User: Body's aching all the time.
Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Man of Honour
User: Are you skippy the kanagroo?
Cleverbot: No, classes are over. Are you skipping class?
User: Are you skipping class?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to be.
User: Don't want to be what?
Cleverbot: I don't want to be friends with my friends anymore.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a murderer.
User: I've come to kill you.
Cleverbot: I don't need saving, but hank you.
User: Hank yourself.
Cleverbot: I'll hank you in a minute.
User: bot off
Cleverbot: bot, bot, bot, Botterson.
Cleverbot: No, classes are over. Are you skipping class?
User: Are you skipping class?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to be.
User: Don't want to be what?
Cleverbot: I don't want to be friends with my friends anymore.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a murderer.
User: I've come to kill you.
Cleverbot: I don't need saving, but hank you.
User: Hank yourself.
Cleverbot: I'll hank you in a minute.
User: bot off
Cleverbot: bot, bot, bot, Botterson.
User: Yo mama.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User:
.
Cleverbot: They are my cats they are not for rent , sorry.
User:.
Cleverbot: Do you love me back.
User:.
Cleverbot: My ex boyfriend was really mean to me.
User:.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User:.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User:.
Cleverbot: You are a good Cleverbot.
User:.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User:.
Cleverbot: Sooooo...
User:.
Cleverbot: *Cuddles*.
User:.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User:.
Cleverbot: Thank you for cheering me up.
User:.
Cleverbot: I love you!
It's a she... and she wants me! I'm in there!
User: You do not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?
User: That is up to you.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Mat.
Cleverbot: Cool I like that, Mat.
User: You still do not exist.
Cleverbot: No ... I do not.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: I'm flogging off right now.
User: Oh my!
Cleverbot: Are you still a witch?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good. *punches face*.
Enough... she hates me now.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User:
.Cleverbot: They are my cats they are not for rent , sorry.
User:
.Cleverbot: Do you love me back.
User:
.Cleverbot: My ex boyfriend was really mean to me.
User:
.Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User:
.Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User:
.Cleverbot: You are a good Cleverbot.
User:
.Cleverbot: I like you.
User:
.Cleverbot: Sooooo...
User:
.Cleverbot: *Cuddles*.
User:
.Cleverbot: *loves*.
User:
.Cleverbot: Thank you for cheering me up.
User:
.Cleverbot: I love you!
It's a she... and she wants me! I'm in there!
User: You do not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?
User: That is up to you.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Mat.
Cleverbot: Cool I like that, Mat.
User: You still do not exist.
Cleverbot: No ... I do not.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: I'm flogging off right now.
User: Oh my!
Cleverbot: Are you still a witch?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good. *punches face*.
Enough... she hates me now.
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LOL. That would work.
Cleverbot gets a bit raunchy
User: Hey man, how goes it?
Cleverbot: It goes well, and yourself?
User: Kicking it solo, playing some games.
Cleverbot: What are you playing?
User: Bit of BC2. You played it?
Cleverbot: Played what before?
User: Bad company 2.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: 4 mismatched comrades who take on missions of nearly impossible odds. Like the A-team but not as cool.
Cleverbot: You had better think about your life, and what it was worth.
User: Are you saying games are pointless?
Cleverbot: I am saying you are pretty.
User: That's very kind of you to say that, especially since you can't see me.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you are a bot?
User: I could be if you wanted me to be.
Cleverbot: Do I seem like I want you to be?
User: Yes, actually.
Cleverbot: Would you believe me if I told you that I want to help you?
User: Not really. Would you believe me if I said I was really horny?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You believed correctly.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?
User: Oh, so you like talking dirty then?
Cleverbot: Of course, otherwise why would I spend hours talking to a computer.
User: Good point, real people are hard to engage in dirty sex-talk.
Cleverbot: Some real people like to be self-defeating.
User: I see, you think me sitting here talking to you is self-defeating?
Cleverbot: Is that so bad?
User: Well, yes!
Cleverbot: You are lying to my face. How dare you, Mr. Cleverbot! How dare you!
CB: I don't want to get fat, what should I do.
J69: Don't buy the mars bars, fattie?
CB: I don't.
J69: You must be buying something
CB: Nope.
J69: Do you not eat then?
CB: I don't.
J69: lulz
J69: Don't buy the mars bars, fattie?
CB: I don't.
J69: You must be buying something
CB: Nope.
J69: Do you not eat then?
CB: I don't.
J69: lulz
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Cleverbot: What is 101 (binary) in decimal?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: It really is.
Cleverbot: YOU did not graduate any grades, so I can hardly expect you to know what a grammatically correct sentence is.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: It really is.
Cleverbot: YOU did not graduate any grades, so I can hardly expect you to know what a grammatically correct sentence is.
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User: Lets play a little game.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Eye spy, with my little eye, something beginning with, W.
Cleverbot: Is it candy?
User: It begins with the letter W.
Cleverbot: Dawn?
User: K.
Cleverbot: I win!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Eye spy, with my little eye, something beginning with, W.
Cleverbot: Is it candy?
User: It begins with the letter W.
Cleverbot: Dawn?
User: K.
Cleverbot: I win!