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Drinking alcohol advice
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This is a joke, yes?
Caporegime
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The Irish bit obviously is, and whether or not he wanted genuine advice about the rest of his question, it's an interesting topic and relevant to a lot of people on this forum I'd imgaine.
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Just down a litre of absinthe before you go out and drink water all night...
Then drown in your bed.
This.
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I agree with the darker spirits being known to induce a bad hangover. The worst for hangovers by far though is cider. Avoid cider in large quantities 
Except that alcohol affects everyone differently though.
No ****, hence why we gave him good general advice on avoiding a hangover. However, please feel free to continue stating the ****** obvious.
Eat plenty before you start drinking and after the night out eat something and drink a few glasses of water.
My advice would be drink what you want but just ca' canny if you don't want to be a wreck the next day. Eventually everyone will be drunk enough not to notice you ducking out of some rounds.
My advice would be drink what you want but just ca' canny if you don't want to be a wreck the next day. Eventually everyone will be drunk enough not to notice you ducking out of some rounds.
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If your drinking for more then 2 days then i would advise to take some dehydration packets, they replace the salts and stuff that beer and alcohol takes out of your body. I used them each night before i went to bed the other week on a stag do and they worked a treat.
Well the best advice is to not feel pressured into drinking more than you're comfortable with, but other than that:
Stick with one drink all night and do not deviate - this is crucial; I wouldn't even advise having different beers. Choose one drink and stick with it.
Do not accept any spirit shots at the end of the night no matter how much pressure you have to do so - it's not worth it.
If you're drinking beer, drink only bottled beer - it's a lot less quantity than pints and you can guarantee their quality and more importantly that it will be 100% sanitary - something you can't always guarantee with pints.
If your mates try to call you a pansy or lightweight for not ingesting sickening quantities of alcohol, simply take it on the chin, smug in the knowledge that you'll feel fine the next day, whereas they'll likely have a upcoming mission on the vomit comet.
Above all - do not feel pressured into anything - a lot of blokes equate drinking capacity with manliness, when in reality nothing could be further from the proof.
Big time 'macho' drinkers are usually compensating for deficiencies in other areas of their lives - don't let yourself get dragged down with them.
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Stick with one drink all night and do not deviate - this is crucial; I wouldn't even advise having different beers. Choose one drink and stick with it.
Do not accept any spirit shots at the end of the night no matter how much pressure you have to do so - it's not worth it.
If you're drinking beer, drink only bottled beer - it's a lot less quantity than pints and you can guarantee their quality and more importantly that it will be 100% sanitary - something you can't always guarantee with pints.
If your mates try to call you a pansy or lightweight for not ingesting sickening quantities of alcohol, simply take it on the chin, smug in the knowledge that you'll feel fine the next day, whereas they'll likely have a upcoming mission on the vomit comet.
Above all - do not feel pressured into anything - a lot of blokes equate drinking capacity with manliness, when in reality nothing could be further from the proof.
Big time 'macho' drinkers are usually compensating for deficiencies in other areas of their lives - don't let yourself get dragged down with them.
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How butch and macho.
Some great advice in here thanks. Im not worried at all about peer pressure from my mates about being a light weight. Also that was a joke at the end about the irish thing
I think ill do the following:
eat pasta 30-40 mins before i go out.
stick to vodka and coke and when its getting late vodka and redbull.
eat before i go bed and drink about a pint of water.
Im looking forward to it, were going to a strip club the first night and im gonna get a lap dance. Also my mates said we will give you £10 each so ill earn about £80 to pinch her bum. Im not sure if i should do that wont the bouncers beat me up...then again it is £80
I think ill do the following:
eat pasta 30-40 mins before i go out.
stick to vodka and coke and when its getting late vodka and redbull.
eat before i go bed and drink about a pint of water.
Im looking forward to it, were going to a strip club the first night and im gonna get a lap dance. Also my mates said we will give you £10 each so ill earn about £80 to pinch her bum. Im not sure if i should do that wont the bouncers beat me up...then again it is £80
Some great advice in here thanks. Im not worried at all about peer pressure from my mates about being a light weight. Also that was a joke at the end about the irish thing
I think ill do the following:
eat pasta 30-40 mins before i go out.
stick to vodka and coke and when its getting late vodka and redbull.
eat before i go bed and drink about a pint of water.
Im looking forward to it, were going to a strip club the first night and im gonna get a lap dance. Also my mates said we will give you each so ill earn about to pinch her bum. Im not sure if i should do that wont the bouncers beat me up...then again it is
Don't pinch her bum, not only is it incredibly disrespectful to the stripper, and loutish behavious on your part... but it could earn you a (deserved) kicking from the bouncer.
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And there you have summarised everything that is wrong with British drinking culture.
It's a stag weekend, it should be well-planned.
I dunno.. for £80 she might be up for doing a bit more than that! Might as well ask...
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