Drinking alcohol advice

Richdog said:
Don't pinch her bum, not only is it incredibly disrespectful to the stripper, and loutish behavious on your part... but it could earn you a (deserved) kicking from the bouncer.
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Also don't put the strippers knickers on your head when she takes them off.

I knew someone who did that once and got punched by the stripper :o haha :D
 
Just go out, have a laugh. Watch what you drink, enjoy the lapdance.

Too much analysing going on.

Have fun, stop worrying :)

If your mates get too hammered and your still going, shave a few eyebrows off.
 
Don't eat any food before.
Mix drinks as much as you can.
Go to the toilet all the time, get rid of any extra liquid you're wasting energy carrying.
Don't drink any water, it's not even nice, get absinthe.
For each drink you buy, leave it near some rapey looking people for an hour or so, it's good luck.
 
tres said:
Massive point - when you eventually return to your hotel - drink two pints of water. It's an absolute buggar to get that last one in you, but you'll be free from hangover the next day
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this works for me, maybe not 2 pints but a pint of water before bed will keep dehydration at bay which is the cause of hangovers

eat a good meal with a pint of non-alcoholic fluid

stick to a couple of pints then move on to vodka and coke/redbull/etc or cocktails.
 
Thanks guys:D

Really looking forward to it, friday night lap dance. And saturday night ive been setup with a 41 year hairdresser who apparently is well up for it:eek:...still taking the Chloroform though:)
 
bakes0310 said:
Im not sure what you mean but is vodka and coke classed as a girly drink?
I want to enjoy myself and not laughed at?
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Of course it is.

Drink whatever you like, if you feel that you're getting too drunk switch to a pint of water or lemonade with ice and a slice of lemon. Tell the others that it's a pint of G&T. Win. :)
 
Refuse to drink any alcohol at all.

When asked why, announce that alcohol reacts with the drugs you are taking to treat your recently diagnosed STD and making you extremely aggressive and violent - JOB DONE!

Obviously you don't want to disclose this information within the hearing of the strippers - unless they are fat and ugly - which they probably will be :D
 
Richdog;19676453 [* said:
Don't mix your drinks, especially wine and just about anything .
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there's no evidence to suggest this. The hypothesis is that when you mix you unknowingly consume more than you realise.

I also don't like eating before drinking heavily. Not only do you not get so bloated, you absorb the alcohol quicker, which can only be a good thing.

Plenty and plenty of water when you get back/though out the sleep period.
Then big fry up and plenty of coke, in the morning.

Also drink what you enjoy, sod the other people.
 
The ones that end up getting laughed at are the ones that try and prove they're manly by drinking ten pints of beer in two hours. Yes you might get one or two bits of banter about what you're drinking, but you won't be the one throwing up and fighting at the end of the night. If you're a real man, you don't need to worry about dismally failing to prove your drinking prowess, all male pride is stripped away when you're face down in a club toilet anyway.
 
You get the voddy shots in, then ask for one with water if your friends are sitting down elsewhere. Clearly know which one is the water, pick that one up before everyone else gets to when you take them over.

Just a thought :P
 
Sundance said:
I dunno.. for £80 she might be up for doing a bit more than that! Might as well ask...
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£80 for a lapdance is extortionate, what country are you going to?? Before you get the dance she will tell you the rules and what is/isn't ok with her. If you want to do something to her eg pinch her then ask in advance and respect what she says. Most of them are pretty laid back about the whole thing and like it to be a laugh.
 
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