Are you a 'cubicle pee-er'?

Far more importantly, when you enter a toilet and there are only 3 urinals and no one else is in there, do you troll and stand at the middle one, thereby preventing anyone else from using the other two urinals without them breaking the code of conduct of urinals, or do you go to one of the ones at the end?

I use the middle one and feel smug about it
 
Always use the urinals... with cubicles it's a bit of lottery, the state some are left in <insert appropriately repulsive graphic image here> are truly shocking.
 
Not sure why but I'm totally pee-shy, I can't even pee at home if I know someone near me, it's like I want to pee but my bladder just says no :( it's very annoying. Going to a toilet to see all cubicles closed is like hell!
 
In a club or a pub, I'm usually fine going to the urinal because by that point I'd had a couple and will be on my way to getting merry and frankly not giving two hoots about where I pee as long as its in a toilet of some kind.

When I'm sober however and its in a shopping centre or restaurant or something, I tend to find I can only go in a cubicle just because I get shy wee, and have had one too many men stare down there when I've been next to them!
 
More class than this bird then...

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When extremists threaten UK security and berate our decadent society, I can sometimes understand if not condone.
 
If I'm drunk then yea no problem, whip it out at the urinal, in fact in one pub in Chelt, when the door opens if you are not completely hugging the urinal, everyone can see you. :D That's quite a shock when in mid flow.

All other times including work. Cubicle
 
theres a club back home in Sydney that has urinals overlooking the dance floor so you can still get your groove on mid flow (it is slightly raised so people can't look over)
 
I only use the stalls when one of the urinals at my sixth form are occupied. Whoever installed them made them too close together and the dividers are only useful if you're about 5 foot tall!
 
I will always try and use a cubicle, and will always sit down as well.

If you stand at a urinal, or in a cubicle, in shorts you will feel exactly how much pee splashes back onto your legs. Why would I want to have my trousers covered in pee?
 
Blooming hell Scoobs, you're up early......** Please fully start out swearies ** the bed or summat lol

Not been in Coco Lush yet....last time I was in there it was called something else like maggot and cabbage or the likes;)
 
I use a cubicle, my urine tends to split up into two streams (sometimes even perpendicular) so it's best for all involved.
 
Always use a cubical. Not sure why, I've just grown up like that. I personally just like the lack of hassle, especially in clubs, no common tard trying to stare at your **** or make small talk :p

Also it helps keep contact to a minimum with random people to avoid any trouble.

I use a cubicle, my urine tends to split up into two streams (sometimes even perpendicular) so it's best for all involved.

I lolled. I think every man has this problem at some stage ^^.
 
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