So... just found a blue plaster in my weetabix

King Damager · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:30

DJMK4 said:
Did the plaster taste better than the Weetabix?

Wouldn't surprise me if it was the store's own brand!

kd

Bubo · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:40

What about the poor bloke who is currently bleeding out with a weetabix held against a paper cut? They're not even adhvesive. If anyone has to right to claim compo its that guy.

Amleto · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:45

panyan said:
ironically i just ate a bowl of weetabix

ironically i just made a post. wait, wut?

Cosimo · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:50

DJMK4 said:
Did the plaster taste better than the Weetabix?

Only with a dollop of honey.

tabletf5 · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:51

Moothead2 said:
Doctors and get tested for AIDs.

Do this,.

Skidder · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:52

tabletf5 said:
Do this,.

I got the aids off a tony the tiger in my frosties. You can't be too careful.

stulid · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:55

Morgoth said:
Lol, do you know the difference in size between the cocaine molecule and the HIV virus?

I would imagine the AIDS virus is a lot smaller and therefore easier to enter the system.

Morgoth · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:57

stulid said:
I would imagine the AIDS virus is a lot smaller and therefore easier to enter the system.

Your imagination is incorrect.

LeJosh · 4 Oct 2011 at 11:58

My imagination is imagining Hulk like AIDS cells trying to push their way into gums.

And cocaine just whistling on by...

I need sleep.

Mikoyan · 4 Oct 2011 at 12:05

Spunkey said:
You won the prize.

You barsteward, almost choked on my sarnie!

stulid · 4 Oct 2011 at 12:09

Morgoth said:
Your imagination is incorrect.

The crystal structure of a cocaine molecule is bigger.

Cosimo · 4 Oct 2011 at 12:11

stulid said:
The crustal structure of a cocaine molecule is bigger.

That will explain how the plaster got there.

stulid · 4 Oct 2011 at 12:20

simulatorman said:
That will explain how the plaster got there.

No it doesn't.

Morgoth · 4 Oct 2011 at 12:26

stulid said:
The crystal structure of a cocaine molecule is bigger.

Irrelevant in this context.

secretspy · 4 Oct 2011 at 13:26

Hedge said:
Vomit first, complain second.

This! But mention in your complaint that you obviously don't want free weetabix as compensation.

Cosimo · 4 Oct 2011 at 13:28

stulid said:
No it doesn't.

Oh yes it does, wait........

Raymond Lin · 4 Oct 2011 at 13:32

oxygene said:
Jackpot! You can get loads of money for this.

LOL, no he won't. Not in a million years

He sufferes no loss.

Personal injury? Where?
Pain and suffering? eh, he is unhurt.
Psychological illness? hard to prove. He is on the net telling us, not in a corner crying

The "what if i my baby ate it"...what if isn't good enough.

Write them a letter, you might get 10 boxes out of it

Skidder · 4 Oct 2011 at 13:34

Raymond Lin said:
LOL, no he won't. Not in a million years

He sufferes no loss.

Personal injury? Where?
Pain and suffering? eh, he is unhurt.
Psychological illness? hard to prove. He is on the net telling us, not in a corner crying

The "what if i my baby ate it"...what if isn't good enough.

Write them a letter, you might get 10 boxes out of it

Go to a prostitute with known VD/bad aids, get infected, claim it was the plaster, profit?!

Jono8 · 4 Oct 2011 at 13:35

doofski said:
Suprised it got past the metal detectors and magnets. Unless it wasn't a very good factory it was made in.

regulus · 4 Oct 2011 at 13:35

LeJosh said:
c-c-c-compo claimer!

Off course, this is the UK after all. The man is fuming and want some money!!