Have you heard the one that should have cost Billy Connolly his career, but instead MADE IT?
Two guys in a bar, one says to the other "I killed my wife and buried her in the back yard last night" other guy says "never, can I see where you buried her?"
So both men head of to see the grave, arrive at the house, they go in the the back yard and sure enough, a freshly dug grave, first guy says "see, I told you I killed her" second guy says "yeah....but why'd you leave her arse sticking out of the ground? First guy replies "well I needed somewhere to park my bike"
Pure. Comedy. Genius