A wild swimming pool appears!

Felix Da Housecat · 3 Dec 2011 at 12:27

This is one strange thread.

Where is the thanksfortheinfo.jpg when you need it.

Craig1981 · 3 Dec 2011 at 12:31

This is like Inception, only less convuluted.

[FnG]magnolia · 3 Dec 2011 at 12:45

"Daddy," she says softly.

"Mummy's home. I saved her."

I nod, relieved.

THE END

arknor · 3 Dec 2011 at 12:46

i'd be jealous but no doubt under your house are spiders that can kill a man!

Edrof · 3 Dec 2011 at 12:48

I don't know what to think of this thread, but I think I may have done a tiny frightpoop.

Nitefly · 3 Dec 2011 at 12:48

[FnG]magnolia;20710467 said:
THE END

She turned into Biohazard - what a depressing ending

Good thread

Jono8 · 3 Dec 2011 at 14:28

what?

Dave85 · 3 Dec 2011 at 14:39

hah great read

RoboSprog · 3 Dec 2011 at 15:00

Wait.. what.. what did I just read, exactly?

Judgeneo · 3 Dec 2011 at 15:39

5 stars

SexyGreyFox · 3 Dec 2011 at 15:40

Come back Britboy

godinman · 3 Dec 2011 at 16:19

While this thread is indeed awesome, I'm not quite sure why.

Can I be your friend?

Skillmister · 3 Dec 2011 at 16:39

You have kids? Mind=blown. I thought you were some 16 year old basement dweller.

KnightStalker · 3 Dec 2011 at 18:10

Hang on...what...ah nevermind im confused as hell by that.

[FnG]magnolia · 3 Dec 2011 at 19:58

"Daddy?" she says again. It's late, much later now, morning actually, and the things (DISAPPEAR HERE) which I don't think happened seem like dreams, insubstantial nothings.

"What is it darling?" I ask her. I'm at the back door, wondering why the security clasp isn't fastened and why the kitchen window, which also backs on to the garden, is open. "Did you play with the door?" I ask, smiling.

"No."

Relief washes over me. "Good girl," I say, wondering how I managed to leave it in such a state.

"It played with the door," she says flatly. "Not me. It."

Pause. A beat.

"It wants to come in," she says - is she smiling? - "It wants to come in now, daddy. At least the door's open."

Edrof · 3 Dec 2011 at 20:03

Dimple said:
Come back Britboy

[FnG]Britboy!

Tummy · 3 Dec 2011 at 20:04

This thread is genius.

LeJosh · 3 Dec 2011 at 20:05

Dimple said:
Come back Britboy

Nope.

Scougar · 3 Dec 2011 at 20:14

Quality

[TW]Sponge · 3 Dec 2011 at 20:21

Tummy said:
This thread is genius.

How, what, when, why, who?

Is this thread meant to be a brain ****?