A single nuclear weapon has “gone missing”

We're probably going to detonate it in the US or UK so we can blame it on someone and go to war for oil.

This scenario can fit with almost anything... I like it.
 
Nightclubbing, nightclubbing,
We're walking through town,
Nightclubbing, nightclubbing,
We walk like a ghost,
We learn dances brand new dances,
Like the nuclear bomb,
We're nightclubbing,
Bright white clubbing,
Oh isn't it wild?
 
I reckon an eccentric man of questionable sexuality and a thing for big furry cats and large chairs has orchestrated this and will use it to hold the world to ransom. He will probably encounter numerous attempts from agents to foil his plot and will attempt to kill them by the most thearical and inefficient means possible.
 
It's always going to be a bit worrying if anything nuclear goes missing but I've got to wonder why this story hasn't been picked up more widely. Or if it has have I just slept through it?

And just because it fits so nicely:
 
Scuzi said:
I reckon an eccentric man of questionable sexuality and a thing for big furry cats and large chairs has orchestrated this and will use it to hold the world to ransom. He will probably encounter numerous attempts from agents to foil his plot and will attempt to kill them by the most thearical and inefficient means possible.
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What has George Galloway got to do with it?
 
[TW]Fox;21832929 said:
So Germany might have given Israel a nuclear weapon they then might use against us.

Seems totally legit.
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yeah why would israel use it against us, its going to be used against iran or palestine
 
Gordon Duff is what is commonly known as someone who "doesn't know **** from shinola".

He is an anti-Israeli conspiracist who thinks Israel conspired with the FBI to blow up the WTC.......That Anders Brievik is an Israeli, trained by the CIA, armed by the British and a member of the British Freemasons who killed at the behest of god knows who while Rupert Murdoch covers it all up........not to mention that Julian Assange is an Israeli agent and wiki leaks is their pawn, that both Brievik and Assange are secretly living like kings rather than being incarcerated or under house arrest.....

Also he thinks that the Holocaust was a Jewish invention to manipulate non Jews.......

Need I go on.

So I would go with BS with a capital, embossed, triple sized, gilted B....
 
Castiel said:
Gordon Duff is what is commonly known as someone who "doesn't know **** from shinola".

He is an anti-Israeli conspiracist who thinks Israel conspired with the FBI to blow up the WTC.......That Anders Brievik is an Israeli, trained by the CIA, armed by the British and a member of the British Freemasons who killed at the behest of god knows who while Rupert Murdoch covers it all up........not to mention that Julian Assange is an Israeli agent and wiki leaks is their pawn, that both Brievik and Assange are secretly living like kings rather than being incarcerated or under house arrest.....

Also he thinks that the Holocaust was a Jewish invention to manipulate non Jews.......

Need I go on.

So I would go with BS with a capital, embossed, triple sized, gilted B....
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Other than that though, it's legit right? :)
 
RDM said:
Other than that though, it's legit right? :)
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Don't forget that all the top officials in The Federal Reserve, Bank of England, IMF and the World Trade Organisation are all dual citizens of their respective countries with Israeli Passports....also the Fed Reserve lot have top drawers full of ganja....I'm not sure why exactly...

But other than that,...

Yeah, sure he's as legit as it gets. ;)
 
TO BE FAIR THIS IS A WEBSITE THAT HAS AN ARTICLE TITLED "WERE REAL PEOPLE MURDERED ON 9/11" THJEN GOES ON TO SAY THAT THE SENSIBLE IDEA IS THAT no one REALLY DIED EXCEPT FOR A FEW....

caps loc and i cant be arsed to retype.
 
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