The 18-year-old has panic attacks at the thought of munching fruit and veg.

Fenris · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:33

Why does her face appear to be melting?

AH.Tempest · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:35

The A-level student from Newport, South Wales

Ah i see the problem... She clearly has a Ymerodraeth State of Mind http://youtu.be/FyRPwMC3NC0

No1newts · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:37

Morgoth said:
I once hit a guy who had a lazy eye.

He looked at me funny.

I laughed

Destination · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:40

Collider said:
Also if she is confusing fruit and veg with chicken nuggets no wonder she doesn't try other foods.

LOL

Destination · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:41

Fenris said:
Why does her face appear to be melting?

She's in the sun, she's made of cheesy chips, so the cheese is melting.
Don't even think about what it looks like elsewhere.
Thats why she can't find love.

Cosimo · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:56

If the sight of a banana being peeled makes her gag god know what she will do at the sight of a sausage.

paradisiac · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:57

simulatorman said:
If the sight of a banana being peeled makes her gag god know what she will do at the sight of a sausage.

blindfold her

Destination · 29 Jul 2012 at 08:59

simulatorman said:
If the sight of a banana being peeled makes her gag god know what she will do at the sight of a sausage.

paradisiac said:
blindfold her

She'll only swallow when she tastes cheese

paradisiac · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:00

simulatorman said:
If the sight of a banana being peeled makes her gag god know what she will do at the sight of a sausage.

paradisiac said:
blindfold her

Hikari Kisugi said:
She'll only swallow when she tastes cheese

meh. she can do what she likes with it once its in her mouth

smogsy · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:01

you to are terrible ^

ince · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:30

This is one of those its a slow day here's 50 quid well do a crazy story and you can have your 15 minutes

smit101 · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:33

Fenris said:
Why does her face appear to be melting?

Scurvy.

paradisiac · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:33

ince said:
This is one of those its a slow day here's 50 quid well do a crazy story and you can have your 15 minutes

and get laid

worst 'I want a boyfriend' newspaper story ever

Richdog · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:34

Never found love, that's tragic. Oh wait... SHE IS ONLY 18 ****ING YEARS OLD.

scrlk · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:37

What a cheesy story.

atpbx · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:55

A "block" of cheese isnt a measurement of cheese.

Plus, those eyes........

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:57

Richdog said:
Never found love, that's tragic. Oh wait... SHE IS ONLY 18 ****ING YEARS OLD.

Not sure which way you're going with this but either way I'm on board.

Hastarius · 29 Jul 2012 at 10:02

She can taste the cheese I've been storing under my hood...

gigeorge · 29 Jul 2012 at 10:06

Get her some CBT.

gigeorge · 29 Jul 2012 at 10:07

Skillmister said:
4.5/10 would consider

hahaha