Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

smelly_legend · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:07

Devrij said:
You won't stuff your face in her beef curtains?

Nor tickle her axe wound?

Pestilence · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:11

The toe shape of her left sock looks like a ninja foot wrapping.

Big Boobs Ninja. Man, I gotta write that movie.

Devrij · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:13

Pestilence said:
The toe shape of her left sock looks like a ninja foot wrapping.

Big Boobs Ninja. Man, I gotta write that movie.

I would watch it.

aln · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:24

Lots of men dissing fashion in here, don't get it. She looked fine, too preggers for me though.

Castiel · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:26

phil675 said:
There you go best I can do

She does not fit the description in the OP. :confused:

LiE · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:26

OP, surely can you just go onto your GFs facebook, find said friend, and post bikini pics.

shoes · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:27

schumi84 said:
2. Don't know about face and as such could look like the back of a bus.

With tittahs like that, who cares?!

Voltar · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:27

phil675 said:
Sitting here with the gf and her mate who's a blonde with huge bazongas, tiny waist and dat ass and legs. I don't think I can stand up for a while, also its so hard to glance at those mogumbos without either of them noticing.

How do you cope with such beautiful but unattainable women coming round for tea and biscuits?

"dat ass"

steady on 50 cent...

Name · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:37

Kept an eye on this thread all day, has really not produced anything interesting. Kudos for even taking a picture though!

bignev72 · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:38

phil675 said:
Sitting here with the gf and her mate who's a blonde with huge bazongas, tiny waist and dat ass and legs.

Tiny waist.

p.s. She is pregnant

mattyg · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:40

Has the OP said shes pregnant

I cant be bothered to read a thread about boobs without pictures of boobs

you wouldn't think i'm nearly 40 would you?

oldbag · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:41

Op needs to pretend he's taking a photo of something in his room for a mate and then take said pic with her in it, tbh.

cHk4 · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:42

bignev72 said:
Tiny waist.

p.s. She is pregnant

Maybe it's tiny compared to his mrs?

Cosimo · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:42

bignev72 said:
Tiny waist.

p.s. She is pregnant

That's his very of tiny. I guess he must know some rather large birds.

PiKe · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:42

oldbag said:
Op needs to pretend he's taking a photo of something in his room for a mate and then take said pic with her in it, tbh.

I'm just taking a photo of this for eBay.

Hold it up and focus on her... BAZINGA.

oldbag · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:44

PiKe said:
I'm just taking a photo of this for eBay.

Hold it up and focus on her... BAZINGA.

Exactly.

Yas786 · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:45

Castiel said:
She does not fit the description in the OP.

Indeed, tiny waist??? nope, dat ass and legs??...they look like tree trunks in all honesty

. Big boobies?? ok ill give him that but tbh the OP needs to get his description right or get his backside down to specsavers and get his eye sight checked

LiE said:
OP, surely can you just go onto your GFs facebook, find said friend, and post bikini pics.

Problem is that if he does that then his description does not match the pics that he has posted, preggers or not. And the last thing i want to see is a fat heffer in a bikini :/

Pestilence · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:45

She does appear to be slightly on the larger side, regardless of pregnancy.

By "slightly on the larger side", I do mean exactly that though and not a vieled "OMG FATWAHAHAOHAHAAOH".

Sash · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:50

The__Malteser said:
After she delivers the baby, tell her to come over. She must need to do some breast feeding

ಠ_ಠ

TommyV · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:53

Pestilence said:
She does appear to be slightly on the larger side, regardless of pregnancy.

By "slightly on the larger side", I do mean exactly that though and not a vieled "OMG FATWAHAHAOHAHAAOH".

Anything above a size 8 is clinically obese, did you now know that?