Nonse gets £4500 pay out

Josh · 4 Apr 2014 at 15:55

Crpwned said:
New Zealand pal, get in while you can as this ship is sinking fast

Few lads I know have done it and says its amazing. Just need to bin the wife and kids and I'm away.

Theophany · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:02

JOSH86 said:
It is a little on the large size. Haven't seen one that bit for a long time.

Tempted to enact the pièce de résistance of my TIAM japes by changing my signature to a 1600x1200 jpg of a medical diagram of a phallus and shoot for back-to-back grand slam bans.

4T5 · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:05

Saves us a little entertainment for later Theophany don't go getting Sussed to early on a Friday evening you can't even be drunk yet, Or can you ?

Theophany · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:08

4T5 said:
Saves us a little entertainment for later Theophany don't go getting Sussed to early on a Friday evening you can't even be drunk yet, Or can you ?

Ha! Joke's on you because I didn't sober up in the first place! :cool:

monkeyspank · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:09

£4500 well spent tbh

4T5 · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:11

Theophany - Epic Drunkard & Serial Suspender

Vulcan · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:30

4T5 said:
I don't want Any prisoners receiving compo not just nonces.

He's not a nonce, he's a serial murderer.

thep02 · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:31

monkeyspank said:
£4500 well spent tbh

Yup I'd have gladly paid £15000 for thrice the beating may be even more for the prison classic of the missing eye for £25000.

Edit. Eh not a nonce just a serial murderer I rescind my willingness to go to £25000 and put in for a cap of £10000 so ease up on the beating.

Josh · 4 Apr 2014 at 16:31

Theophany said:
Tempted to enact the pièce de résistance of my TIAM japes by changing my signature to a 1600x1200 jpg of a medical diagram of a phallus and shoot for back-to-back grand slam bans.

In the words of Captain Kirk "make it so" - that theo would be epic.

4T5 · 4 Apr 2014 at 17:04

Longbow said:
He's not a nonce, he's a serial murderer.

Cosimo · 4 Apr 2014 at 17:16

4T5 said:
Theophany - Epic Drunkard & Serial Suspender

Looks like he'll be wearing some by the end of the day.

gary996 · 4 Apr 2014 at 17:20

deuse said:
Pity he wasn't killed. It's about time they lose all their rights when they enter jail.

Totally agree. When you go in prison, your rights are left at the door

K1LLSW1TCH · 4 Apr 2014 at 17:31

deuse said:
Pity he wasn't killed.

+1

Vulcan · 4 Apr 2014 at 18:03

4T5 said:
http://i.imgur.com/rwfecQAl.jpg

Yeah that pretty much sums up all your arguments in this thread.

gary996 said:
Totally agree. When you go in prison, your rights are left at the door

So if you were to end up in jail for something minor, like not paying the TV licence, it's okay if you get killed in there?

TheyCallMeAndy · 4 Apr 2014 at 18:09

Really stupid, compensation for a fight in Prison..

Theophany · 4 Apr 2014 at 18:12

Longbow said:
So if you were to end up in jail for something minor, like not paying the TV licence, it's okay if you get killed in there?

Of course, why wouldn't it be? You're a scumbag criminal. :confused:

Monkeymatt · 4 Apr 2014 at 18:16

deuse said:
In my mind they should lose all rights because that’s what losing your liberty means. Go and look it up.

Another good reason to vote UKIP

Another? I didn't think there was even one good reason to vote UKIP let alone multiple reasons :confused:

K1LLSW1TCH · 4 Apr 2014 at 18:19

Longbow said:
So if you were to end up in jail for something minor, like not paying the TV licence, it's okay if you get killed in there?

I can totally see the comparison between not paying the TV Licence and brutally murdering three people.

Tombo · 4 Apr 2014 at 18:30

K1LLSW1TCH said:
I can totally see the comparison between not paying the TV Licence and brutally murdering three people.

Who's making a comparison?

spoffle · 4 Apr 2014 at 18:31

Tombo said:
Who's making a comparison?

No one, this is how strawman arguments work.