Thieves at work!!!

House said:
My brother fired a 70 year old cleaner who had worked there for 30 years on xmas eve after catching her robbing from the staff fridge.

Makes for yearly scrouge gags at xmas every year always makes me smile.
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That's hardcore man but thieving is thieving! You reap what you sow etc.
 
Rroff said:
We've had a lot of problems with cleaners amongst other things one stole some laptops and another was using the job to be able to source chemicals for drug related stuff - seems hard to find good ones.
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Maybe if they were paid better wages... My experience doing this job during uni was that you were exceptionally low paid, obnoxious hours, completely thankless, with a degree of exploitation going on.

Doesn't excuse bad behaviour, but it goes a way to explain it.
 
Had a spate of this at my place of works HQ. Eventually had a "secret" spy monitor people into and out of the kitchen to no avail. Eventually director sent email out threatening final warnings to anyone caught stealing with the words you know who you are.

Stopped immediately after that but then the problems in the ladies loos started eg excrement on the walls...

Had mine nicked only once (one of two sandwiches) and demanded my boss have the company pay for my cost of going to get another.
 
How can it be a mistake? Oh i never remember buying or cooking whats in the fridge but off course it must be mine. Search for the culprit as it will happen again.
 
Bought a sale bowl and left in communal fridge. Had a few bits out of it at 11 tea break, want back at lunch and all that was left was a bit of lettuce and coleslaw!!

My favourite though is the delightful folk that use that last of your salad cream/mustard etc and then leave you the empty bottle in the fridge.

I hate people.
 
Raymond Lin said:
Send an email round saying the food was made with own prescription drugs crushed and blended in due to your medical condition, as you have trouble swallow tablets.
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I do this with liquid medication, I usually put a few drops in a bottle of Pepsi. If someone stole it, they would be in for quite a time lol.
 
Don't say anything but get another yoghurt and add some of your own man yoghurt to it.

Then leave it for a week in the fridge - chances are it will be the same person who takes it again
 
the shadow said:
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Oh, do it please....
 
I had this problem once.

I used to enjoy a beef and onion pie for dinner but when placed in the work fridge they would often get nicked.
So I purchased said pie and left it on my parcel shelf in the car for 5 days, made sure any mold was removed and placed pie in the works fridge.
The chap who stole the pie suffered diarrhea of epic proportions and took a week off work.
My pie never got nicked again. :)
He was a greedy **** and justice was done.
 
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timmy222 said:
I used to enjoy a beef and onion pie for dinner but when placed in the work fridge they would often get nicked.
So I purchased said pie and left it on my parcel shelf in the car for 5 days, made sure any mold was removed and placed pie in the works fridge.
The chap who stole the pie suffered diarrhea of epic proportions and took a week off work.
My pie never got nicked again. :)
He was a greedy and justice was done.
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*rubs hand together and places an evil contemplative expression on his face smiling*

I think I may do this, although the cat food one is tempting
 
timmy222 said:
I used to enjoy a beef and onion pie for dinner but when placed in the work fridge they would often get nicked.
So I purchased said pie and left it on my parcel shelf in the car for 5 days, made sure any mold was removed and placed pie in the works fridge.
The chap who stole the pie suffered diarrhea of epic proportions and took a week off work.
My pie never got nicked again. :)
He was a greedy and justice was done.
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You sir are an evil genius, I hereby submit my application for the position of head torturer when you inevitably become Supreme Overlord of the World.
 
porushinobu said:
*rubs hand together and places an evil contemplative expression on his face smiling*

I think I may do this, although the cat food one is tempting
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Be aware that either "Solution" might well find you on the wrong end of criminal charges!

The rules (Unless you are a Local Authority (see rising bollards!)) on setting potentially lethal (Or even merely unpleasant) booby traps are fairly restrictive!#

(# I believe it is still permitted to set such booby traps in "A dwelling house during hours of darkness" but i suspect that it is a bit like the Manx law thing requiring the shooting of Scotsman, you will have to get it just right!)
 
timmy222 said:
I used to enjoy a beef and onion pie for dinner but when placed in the work fridge they would often get nicked.
So I purchased said pie and left it on my parcel shelf in the car for 5 days, made sure any mold was removed and placed pie in the works fridge.
The chap who stole the pie suffered diarrhea of epic proportions and took a week off work.
My pie never got nicked again. :)
He was a greedy tw:eek:t and justice was done.
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I like it :D

The inside of that pie must have been proper manky though
 
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