I need to go home and not speak to anyone else today.
Phone at work rings, I answer "Josh I've just exited a ms word doc without saving it, been working on it all day and not saved it since 9am - anything I can do?"
Me - "Nope, maybe press save next time"
Then I get told I am useless.
Really.
My suggestion for him to take his face for a ****, didn't go down well.