Eh, screw it. This is bangernomics 101. People expecting yo get a four door sedan which works for this kind of money and it have issues are dreamers. Of course it's going to have issues. Patch it up, drive it in to the ground and then throw it in the bin. This is less money than a good night out in London.

even an Escort for £80
but it needs some welding.
although there's plenty of guys on the PH bangernomics thread that have plenty of successful buys