Did the Transit have a mattress in the back for "Top lad" points?
Also tell her if she's still interested you'll only be taking her to the dirty knock off KFC chicken shops which aren't a patch on the real thing, that should scare her off pretty quickly.
Great story. I'll like to suggest for you not to give the Full Tony Williams Experience® in the future but maybe a
Partial Tony Williams Experience® or Taster session until you've weeded out the nut-jobs.
Sounds like your perfect match, why are you running away, embrace the crazy and have many more mini Tony's with her and one day you can soon fund your own KFC franchise.
if you cant face your inevitable future invite her round and burn the house down with your phone inside just so she cant call you from beyond the grave.
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