KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

Maccy · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:11

MoH worthy

doodah · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:35

Does the Tony Williams experience come with gravy?

That would be a deal breaker for me.

Spuj · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:37

I had never experienced the 'Tony Williams experience' before, I'm not sure what to make of it.

BananaDunka · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:45

The peepal thread is the most amazing

BeeP · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:45

I hope he kept all his beans in the tub and didn't share any with her. As they went through the drive through I wonder if he was asked if he wanted a boneless bucket and he said "I hope not"

Dis86 · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:45

Definitely needs pics.

Cuchulain · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:46

doodah said:
Does the Tony Williams experience come with gravy?

That would be a deal breaker for me.

No, but once he finishes his chicken he'll present you with his greasy bone.

Casdawer · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:47

TTIUWP.

I wouldn't tell her a thing and hope she gets the hint!

antijoke · 13 Mar 2017 at 12:49

I have to admit, this is my first full Tony Williams experience, and I can see why she can't stop hassling you. I want more too.

Feek said:
I genuinely thought this was one of those long winded jokes as I was reading it. I'm still not convinced that it isn't.

Where's the punchline?

In the ovaries

Dirk Diggler · 13 Mar 2017 at 13:04

I don't know about you guys but I genuinely like to take the lead.
So I at first suggested a few drinks! She said no! She said she wanted to have something to eat
I suggested a Chinese and have it at mine or hers
She said "I'm not like that". She said it had to be KFC so I thought go on then!

She wanted Chicken....

I had no car at the time so picked her up in my Ford Transit van.
It was after I finished work so about 10pm
She wouldn't eat inside KFC as she had gym clothes on.
She kept moaning about wanted to get out of the city and eat the KFC.
We picked it up (I paid) we never really made it far,
We eat it in a car park, kissed and went to mine.

Was her finger lickin' good?

Django x2 · 13 Mar 2017 at 13:32

Trust me her number please OP....

glenimp617 · 13 Mar 2017 at 13:40

Dis86 said:
Definitely needs pics.

last time someone posted pics the thread was closed, never gonna happen I'm afraid

tom_e · 13 Mar 2017 at 13:43

Completely off topic but Tony Williams sig leads me to believe he was in Ibiza with The Dimmy Lads at the tender age of 11, do we think early drug usage could explain many things?

DampCat · 13 Mar 2017 at 13:45

What's the Full Tony Williams Experience

Mynight · 13 Mar 2017 at 13:46

DampCat said:
What's the Full Tony Williams Experience

KFC and disappointment from what I've gathered so far.

StoutMeister · 13 Mar 2017 at 14:14

Efour said:
Calling Magnolia. The new script is ready for your approval.

Superb!

Akagi · 13 Mar 2017 at 14:16

doodah said:
Does the Tony Williams experience come with gravy?

That would be a deal breaker for me.

Yes but its a bit pale and too salty.

Dis86 · 13 Mar 2017 at 14:50

Acme said:
Yes but its a bit pale and too salty.

That ain't gravy son...

HoneyBadger · 13 Mar 2017 at 15:16

Did she order a big daddy meal? Did she clean up using the lemon wipe?

This thread is gold.

Jeps · 13 Mar 2017 at 15:44

Did you let her sample your secret recipe Colonel Williams?