KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

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I hope he kept all his beans in the tub and didn't share any with her. As they went through the drive through I wonder if he was asked if he wanted a boneless bucket and he said "I hope not"
 
I have to admit, this is my first full Tony Williams experience, and I can see why she can't stop hassling you. I want more too.

I genuinely thought this was one of those long winded jokes as I was reading it. I'm still not convinced that it isn't.

Where's the punchline?

In the ovaries
 
I don't know about you guys but I genuinely like to take the lead.
So I at first suggested a few drinks! She said no! She said she wanted to have something to eat
I suggested a Chinese and have it at mine or hers
She said "I'm not like that". She said it had to be KFC so I thought go on then!

She wanted Chicken....

I had no car at the time so picked her up in my Ford Transit van.
It was after I finished work so about 10pm
She wouldn't eat inside KFC as she had gym clothes on.
She kept moaning about wanted to get out of the city and eat the KFC.
We picked it up (I paid) we never really made it far,
We eat it in a car park, kissed and went to mine.


Was her finger lickin' good?
 
Completely off topic but Tony Williams sig leads me to believe he was in Ibiza with The Dimmy Lads at the tender age of 11, do we think early drug usage could explain many things?
 
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