Work Toilets

FortuitousFluke · 1 Jul 2017 at 11:15

Behemoth said:
What a lovely chap ! He wouldn't be allowed to come to my house ever again.

His mum used to do everything for him up until he got married, little bit of an entitlement complex. We did suggest texting her to come and clean it up for him but he wasn't keen. Lovely chap if you discount his willingness to operate a mop.

MissChief · 1 Jul 2017 at 13:07

grimm said:
Stop it, I thought girls didn't do that sort of thing

I think, and you're not the only one to do so, you have me confused with mischief.

dirtychinchilla · 1 Jul 2017 at 17:52

GhostWKD said:
Earlier today something happened that made me think of this thread.

A chap walked in, went straight to the hand drier towels and took a handful before heading over to the urinal. What on earth was he doing?? Answers on a postcard (although, no, I don't know the answer lol)

Maybe he likes/needs a firmer tissue.

LeeUK · 1 Jul 2017 at 20:09

It's not just us men who leave the toilets in a mess, we have 2 unisex toilets for 50 people at work and the woman leave them in a state too.

rexehuk · 1 Jul 2017 at 20:23

Women's toilets are apparently terrible at our place.

In ours generally we'll have loads of toilet roll in a corner on floor... Or projectile excretion all over the bowl!

People also find ways to block the loo with crap which is disgusting

dalehitchy1 · 11 Aug 2017 at 11:54

I'm gonna have a bit of a disgusting rant here so apologies.

But how the hell do people get them in such a state. I've just looked at 5 cubicles to try and get the one in the best state.

One literally had crap stains on the toilet seat whilst the others had left crap splattered throughout the bowl. Each cubicle has a brush so clean the thing if your bowels have destroyed the toilet.

Am I the only one that checks I've left the toilet clean and tidy before I leave it.

Junglist · 11 Aug 2017 at 11:56

I worked at an areospace factory for a few months and those toilets were often disgusting. I now work in an educational office and it's always super clean.

Nothing worse than when you need to go and someone has left the toilets in horrible state.

JessieD · 11 Aug 2017 at 11:57

dalehitchy1 said:
I'm gonna have a bit of a disgusting rant here so apologies.

But how the hell do people get them in such a state. I've just looked at 5 cubicles to try and get the one in the best state.

One literally had stains on the toilet seat whilst the others had left crap splattered throughout the bowl. Each cubicle has a brush so clean the thing if your bowels have destroyed the toilet.

Am I the only one that checks I've left the toilet clean and tidy before I leave it.

Yeah that is terrible people are pigs........but are all 96 genders represented? If not sue them for emotional whatsit.

Yaayuh! · 11 Aug 2017 at 11:58

Some people are just disgusting.

I'm completely flabbergasted at my place, people wipe their boogers on the wall..... there's toilet roll in abundance right there!!!

Ayahuasca · 11 Aug 2017 at 11:58

Work toilets epitomise the point that many humans simply don't care about others, they like to pretend they do, particularly at work but then will go and leave a huge steamer or urine everywhere for the next person to entertain.

dalehitchy1 · 11 Aug 2017 at 11:59

JunglistE said:
I worked at an areospace factory for a few months and those toilets were often disgusting. I now work in an educational office and it's always super clean.

Nothing worse than when you need to go and someone has left the toilets in horrible state.

This is an office so I would expect better. They are also cleaners twice a day so a lot of people must be doing it. It's disgusting.

Junglist · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:02

I'd be mortified if I left a toilet in that state and someone walked in after me!

Then again if they're willing to leave it looking like that they probably don't care

Vern1961 · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:14

Wasn't there a recent thread on this same topic?

elmarko · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:20

I'm sure we have some people in our office we don't know how to use a toilet, I mean how does one manage to crap on the actual seat?.

That would involve some kind of hovering mechanic going on, the worst I saw recently was somebody with a case of explosive diarrhoea using the aforementioned technique. Pebble dashed the entire cubical, looked like a scene from Saving Private Ryan.

As we have cleaners, the thought of making another persons job any harder than required is beyond me. It can't be the most pleasant job in the world so at least make it as easy for them as possible.

Diddums · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:23

Oh, this again

#poshpoopies

Dan103 · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:39

bet most wouldnt leave such a state at home but if it isnt theirs then most people dont care

opethdisciple · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:40

Lol. Was just thinking to my self why people don't flush, floaters :mad:

, people muttering to themselves in the cubicle next to you etc.... disgusting people!

And the last thing I want is to be next to someone who is doing a number 2. :rolleyes:

Flubble · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:52

bangers and mash in every cubicle and you're lucky if the toilet even has a seat lol

i just hold it in until i get home

and this is in a supermarket distribution centre and to think these people are handling your food :eek:

zola25 · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:57

Boogers on the wall irritate me also, and I know it happens frequently as the loos are cleaned on a regular schedule multiple times a day yet boogers seem to be ever present.

Probably should just be thankful there's no gap under the partitions, and therefore no fruit ninja

dowie · 11 Aug 2017 at 12:59

didn't we have this thread already?