Do you have anything next to your bed?

FlakGunna · 2 Oct 2017 at 18:55

Evian said:
Yeah a German shepherd, Bat, Knife, Flashlight(Fenix LD22 2013 model) looking to upgrade to a higher lumen torch soon, Oh I also forgot my Billhook.

You got someone after you or something?

Evian · 2 Oct 2017 at 19:12

FlakGunna said:
You got someone after you or something?

I know a few scumbags put it that way.

bobbarley · 2 Oct 2017 at 19:57

A bedside table.

Akagi · 2 Oct 2017 at 19:59

bobbarley said:
A bedside table.

Visions of you hitting an intruder with a bedside table...

Malevolence · 2 Oct 2017 at 20:03

bobbarley said:
A bedside table.

Malevolence said:

Telecaster · 2 Oct 2017 at 20:03

4 or 5 books on the go and a head torch.

No spiked baseball bats or golf clubs here.

FlakGunna · 2 Oct 2017 at 20:36

LOL Malevolence

Schizo · 2 Oct 2017 at 20:47

Clock,light,amazon echo,bottle of water,remote controls.

garsands · 2 Oct 2017 at 20:56

My 10 year old daughter has a large claw hammer under here bed, but only due to her getting worry about how to get out of her room if there was a fire in the house blocking her exit, so she can now smash the window.

bobbarley · 2 Oct 2017 at 21:02

I have a feeling a bedside table to the head would hurt significantly lol

Aneskimo · 2 Oct 2017 at 21:27

Table, usually a drink and for some reason a blue frog I won on a claw machine in Blackpool

dowie · 2 Oct 2017 at 23:06

garsands said:
My 10 year old daughter has a large claw hammer under here bed, but only due to her getting worry about how to get out of her room if there was a fire in the house blocking her exit, so she can now smash the window.

though if she were to use it on an attacker it is also rather useful from a legal pov for the item to have a dual purpose and simply be something you grabbed in the heat of the moment AFAIK

Mucky_Pup · 3 Oct 2017 at 09:37

Would a 10 year old girl even be able to break a modern double or triple glazed window with a hammer?

I've got a Fairburn Sykes dagger in my bedroom, that's where it lives because I don't want it falling to anyone elses hands if they are in my house, welcome or unwelcome.

garsands · 3 Oct 2017 at 14:52

Mucky_Pup said:
Would a 10 year old girl even be able to break a modern double or triple glazed window with a hammer?

No she would not but she came home from a school trip one day & started to ask us about if there was a fire in the night down stairs how would she escape, so as she did have a point she now has a hammer.
If there was a fire the first thing I would do is try & save my kids so I would have access to the hammer anyway.

DXP55 · 3 Oct 2017 at 19:59

At my age a small plastic bucket.

Buffman · 3 Oct 2017 at 20:31

Xbox controller and some remotes...

To you guys that have weapons have you been burgled before?

I live in a single storey bungalow and my only defense is unlike a lot of the neighbours, not being a pensioner and being 16 odd stone..

Mark A · 3 Oct 2017 at 23:46

Got a really powerful LED torch. That on strobe will blind them so I can dish out a few chops and kicks.

robin66 · 4 Oct 2017 at 00:59

I have my slippers. I can just chuck them at them, if I need to.

GinG · 4 Oct 2017 at 14:46

Evian said:
Yeah a German shepherd, Bat, Knife, Fleshlight(Fenix LD22 2013 model) looking to upgrade to a higher lumen torch soon, Oh I also forgot my Billhook.

How are your experiences with the Fleshlight? Do they add a different dimension?

Akagi · 4 Oct 2017 at 14:52

Had to scroll up and check if he actually typed fleshlight.