Caporegime
I stormed the breach during the Battle of Seringapatam.
That's a spicy takeI’ve donated sperm cells to loads of strangers. Some would call me a hero.
heroism is self sacrifice for the benefit of others, just because you aren't putting yourself in mortal danger doesn't mean that you aren't sacrificing something.
I stopped a woman getting raped by one of the bar staff in Fuerteventura after he spiked her drink. He didn't take kindly to me interrupting his attempt and unfortunately the ensuing scuffle was interpreted by the rest of the bar staff that I was the aggressor, which led the the biggest **** kicking I have ever received....
But at least the girl and her friend got away safely and thankfully my super hero talent is pretty much like Kick Ass's, to be able to take a good kicking!
are you really "self sacrificing" when you're being paid?
Caught next door's dog wandering down the pavement last night. It snuck out the front door while she was getting potatoes from the shed.
Some people like to make it up.
https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/horrible-accident.17953898/
Why do people lie about **** like that? They must know they'll get found out.