Do you manscape?
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Soldato
At my age you have to cut back the undergrowth just to see the tree stump.-- Never thought I would become a pansy
I have alopecia totalis, it’s a lot better than it was, but it’s trim enough down there that I don’t need to bother. Mrs likes a bit of roughage, she thinks too tight a trim looks weird. Just go over my head and face with a grade four every couple of days.
If you have a man jungle I think it’s bloody gross not to at least trim it a bit.
The turn around on this forum is quite indicative of the times. It wasn’t that long ago that a thread about shaving your joyberries, or even using moisturiser, would have illicited only responses about being “gay” or a “metro”!
If you have a man jungle I think it’s bloody gross not to at least trim it a bit.
The turn around on this forum is quite indicative of the times. It wasn’t that long ago that a thread about shaving your joyberries, or even using moisturiser, would have illicited only responses about being “gay” or a “metro”!
Soldato
I think the tags are the best thing about this thread tbh
Caporegime
Absolutely not. Long live the 70s!
Soldato
The turn around on this forum is quite indicative of the times. It wasn’t that long ago that a thread about shaving your joyberries, or even using moisturiser, would have illicited only responses about being “gay” or a “metro”!
I blame the adult entertainment industry.
It's hard to argue that the dude on the screen is gay for being trimmed when he is smashing hot pasty on a casting session
I think you’re paying far too much attention to the state of said man’s package
Being serious you might be right. I can’t recall what the ‘trend’ was back then. I haven’t seen them moisturising though, joyberries or face
Soldato
There is nothing wrong with a little hair on one's meatballs
Wouldn't like a massive wild shrub on the gf so only fair I partake too.
Usually just a trim though. Never shaved.
Thus ends up a neatly trimmed lawn not the Sahara desert
Luckily not that hairy anywhere else (except legs) so no need to go anywhere else
Love the thread tags. Having a dull day at work, so it helps!
Usually just a trim though. Never shaved.
Thus ends up a neatly trimmed lawn not the Sahara desert
Luckily not that hairy anywhere else (except legs) so no need to go anywhere else
Love the thread tags. Having a dull day at work, so it helps!
I might be called itchy but I don't scratch.
I might go fully shaven, as at my age I want to know what shock has caused a few to go grey and the others have stayed brown.
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Is that not something to do with going faster on their skateboards... or so they can get into those extra-tight Skinny-girl-fit hipster jeans?
Last week, wasn't it?It wasn’t that long ago that a thread about shaving your joyberries, or even using moisturiser, would have illicited only responses about being “gay” or a “metro”!
Seriously, moisturiser??!!
Unless you have eczema... If it ain't Swarfega or Whiskey & Water soap (Noble Isle, great stuff), then it probably is for girls!!
I'm not sure she'd get the choice... She'll take it and she'll like it, no?
She might get to quietly raise concerns over how much Brut you're using, but that's about it.
Soldato
I have to admit I really did like those neatly shaved triangular door mats when I was young - 
Give it a tidy up once a month.
Used to be pretty gung ho about it and give it a quick buzz with the clippers in the shower until a slight slip resulted in me nearly loosing a nut and what seemed like several pints of blood. Now im a bit more careful.
/Salsa
Used to be pretty gung ho about it and give it a quick buzz with the clippers in the shower until a slight slip resulted in me nearly loosing a nut and what seemed like several pints of blood. Now im a bit more careful.
/Salsa
I have to admit I really did like those neatly shaved triangular door mats when I was young -
Is that a door mat in the river or a sausage in the woods?
I wash my face with facewash twice a day
Moisturise 3 times a day
Face scrub once a day
Use beard balm
My products say for MEN on them so i'm still manly ok?!
This is all because of how bad my skin was as a teenager and iv'e just kept it up ever since.
Soldato
Whaaaaat?!?! Why would they do that
I wash my face in the morning in the shower and clean it at night with cotton pad and clearasil, but that's about it - moisturising too? That's some dedication right there!
Top tip don't use soap on your face, it screws it up.
I have not used soap on my face for over 20 years, warm water and a flannel works a treat.
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I'm going to confess I was using moisturiser on my face long before the term 'metrosexual' was even invented - I don't have eczema or anything like that, but I cannot stand having dry or flaky skin on my face.
I'll give the pubes a quick trim every now and then, but not in any way obsessive about it - don't fancy the idea of my nether regions looking positively pre-pubescent. As long as she isn't packing the kind of thatch that requires the use of a machete, not really that fussed on women either. Noticed in the last couple of years I've started to get a few grey pubes - another sign of impending old fart-ness ...
Soon-to-be ex-wife always used to take the mickey out of the rather sad patch of chest hair I had when we first got together (covered my breastbone and that was about it), and was much more appreciative when it reached something approaching normal levels over the course of the last 26 years, so I ain't going to mess with it ...
Shaving my face is an utter chore and I try and only do it once a week if I can get away with it - attempted to grow a full beard once but I decided I looked like a tramp and her indoors complained that it felt prickly.
My attitude is that nature most likely gave us body hair at least for some functional reason, so other than shaving my face, a haircut once a month and the aforementioned quick trim 'downstairs', I let things be ...