A death threat of sorts. What would GD do?

Can't help feeling a lot of this nonsense wouldn't happen if people were still allowed to carry swordsticks.
 
It really happened I could tell you another but you would not believe me.

It involved firearms and my mate going nuts because the kid could not **** the gun so he wanted to bang him out, me and my other friend dragged him away as if the kid could not **** the gun he probably could not shoot straight. I was not taking a plug for something my mate said to someone earlier and urinated them off in the pub.

So we hit the main road and got a cab.

I don't go out for a drink anymore its crazy.
Please stop.
 
Why would you accept a caution in such a situation? If it is one person's word against another there is no possibility of conviction thus no charges will be brought.

Because it was an absolute ******* nightmare.

I was arrested then we both got taken to Hospital, I had a huge cut over my eye and needed stitches, and he's lost two of his front teeth and had other injuries - after that I was thrown into a cell on a busy Friday night, they didn't have enough officers to interview me that night, so I'd been stuck in a cell for around 21 hours before they got around to interviewing me, I was only 24 years old, first offence, no idea what was going to happen, terrified. The lawyer came in and explained that the best thing for me to do, is just to admit having a punch up - if I do that, the other guy will do the same - I'll just get a caution and be allowed to go home, the caution will disappear after five years, and it's all over. IF I claim self defence, then the police MUST charge me, because they can't decide whether it truly is self defence or not, then the whole thing goes to court - everything has to be dragged out with all the risks it entails. All of that then potentially appears in the paper, there's a lot more exposure - I potentially have to tell my employer, a lot more can go wrong.

In the state I was in, given the two choices - it's all over now, done, OR I have to go back to court, risk a conviction with god knows who coming out as a witness (I only had 1 person, he had about 6-7) it just wasn't worth it. There was also the aggravating factor that the loss of his two front teeth was due to me head butting him, which I learnt was actually classed as assault with a weapon (or something, I can't quite remember the exact classification, but it wasn't good), so I potentially had other problems that might go against me in a court.

I do regret it in some sense, because I didn't start the whole thing and it was legit self defence - but at the time, I really had no idea about criminal records, the PNC or how these things affect you later in life, given the same situation again being a bit older and more experienced, I'd certainly have gone to court over it, rather than accept the caution.
 
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Congratulations, you've just been visited by one of Hanley's resident parasites. The police won't do anything about them when they're off their heads on spice and ******** in the street, so they there's **** all chance of them doing anything over this.

Where abouts was this? Wasn't down near Hope Street by any chance was it?

Pretty close. It was by the foot place with a silly name. Shuropedy, something like that. Hope Street is a couple of hundred metres away.

First thing id do is obviously post about it in gd

Police station was closed. May as well post about it in GD as it was mildly interesting.

You said yourself they didn't look like a credible threat and if they were you'd probably be laid in a hospital now having turned your back on them. Unless they were holding a knife I wouldn't bother wasting the police's time.

I doubt it. I had several metres distance, they weren't able to move quietly and I was aware enough of their location. If they attacked my orientation wouldn't have been a big factor. But they were laughable. I've been threatened by people who were a credible threat and the difference is more obvious than a bright orange T-Rex running around squawking.

He threatened to stab you and you then turned your back on him? Big mistake.

Perhaps, but I think that acting in such a dismissive manner was useful in the circumstances. They were expecting and requiring their target to be cowed. Me dismissing them as utterly irrelevant was not in their plan, such as it was. My other viable option was attacking them and I didn't care enough to do so. Also, I think the risks of doing that were higher because it would have then been inevitable that either or both of us would have been seriously injured or killed.

For reference, that should have been a 999 call at the time to report an attempted robbery. It will probably be of limited value now, but who knows, it might be part of a series where you may be able to give some useful evidence.

I don't carry a mobile phone, so that wasn't an option. Also, odd though it sounds, it didn't seem important let alone an emergency. He was doing a very bad job of pretending to be dangerous. I've seen better acting in a children's nativity play.

Mine's on a chain.
But then, I tend to have a bit of change loose in a pocket for just such an occasion, having had this happen numerous times even before I moved to London... I also expect that if he was the grabby type, he'd have already tried to grab Angilion's headphones and music player off him.

That would have been mildly amusing, since they cost about £16 new and are probably worth about 50p stolen. I keep my decent stuff at home for just that reason. £8 headphones are fine for an audiobook, as is an £8 media player. I did have a couple of the grabby types try that (in Hanley again, no surprises there), but I noticed them trying (very incompetently) to sneak up close enough and made them aware I knew. When they gave the excuse that they were just trying to see the brand of the headphones, I cheerfully (and truthfully) told them I had no idea because I bought them in Tesco for £8.

You have my respect for threatening him with the police and turning your back. Quite risky but fortunately worked in your favour. As you didn't have the cash on you, you didn't have any choice. If you did have a tenner on you, would you have still refused or given it to him?

For that particular person, I would still have refused. He was a trivial waste of space. I'd have felt more threatened by a noisy pigeon. He's also obviously incompetent at every aspect of robbery including selecting a victim. If he carries on, sooner or later he's going to try it on someone who'll hurt him badly. What a shame that would be.

In general, I'll decide on the fly depending on my mood and my assessment of the risk. I've handed over money before. Sometimes it's the least bad option.

Report it and change your route for a while.

No need for that - it wasn't my usual route anyway.

In other news, do not impair one of your senses whilst walking through rough areas at night.

I wouldn't class Hanley as a rough area. Not rough enough to require that degree of care, anyway. I've been in plenty of worse places. Places where I would take care. Places where I wouldn't go nowadays. I was immortal when I was 20. Well, actually I was just reckless. You know how it is.

I think it's a bit debateable in places that aren't rough. Not being bothered reduces the risk of being targetted. Jackals are after easy meat.

With increasing phone thefts , was this a ruse to get you to expose a phone,

Could have been, although asking for the time seems to be the usual method for that. It's a simpler and more deniable approach.

see too many people with head-phones on (not a connoisseur myself so don't know if they are expensive), apparently oblivious to surroundings (as Terminal Boy alludes) ,
- have to consider why they selected you ?

My walking around headphones are extremely cheap. My home headphones are moderately expensive. My next set will probably be quite expensive. You can pay pretty much anything for headphones. I'm not oblivious to my surroundings when I have them on - I saw and felt this person approaching from at least 10m away. Why did they select me? Who knows? They're incompetent at it, so the reason isn't clear. Maybe because I was walking slowly. Long days at work, I was tired and my knee was bothering me more than usual. Maybe just random. Maybe because I look very unthreatening. Maybe because I looked at them to assess them and they mistook that for nervousness.

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Firstly shiv? What the heck is that anyway. I'm no lawyer, but I expect someone verbally threatening you in the street isn't much defence for knocking them out (or worse). Mouthing off at someone does not constitute a threat to your life I'm afraid.

"shiv" is a knife and also stabbing someone with a knife. It's both a noun and a verb...and few people who use the word know what "noun" or "verb" means.

Person A threatens to kill Person B, claiming to have a knife.
Person B knocks person A out.

I'd judge that reasonable force. I suspect that most people on a jury would. Not guilty, off you go. I doubt if it would even get to court. The UK has strong defence laws. Also, a threat to kill you does constitute a threat to your life. Not that a threat to your life is the standard needed for reasonable force.
 
The keyboard warriors are out in full force!

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I was walking home at ~2240 through the middle of Hanley when someone came up to me and wanted my attention. I was listening to a book so I didn't want to be bothered, but paused it and took my headphones off to be polite. Maybe they were asking for directions or something. That happens.

Today is my annual trip up to Hanley, as I have my car booked in for some new tyres.
The place is a complete dive with plenty of drug addicts having a fight at midday in the high street There is a reason the house prices start at 50k.

I wouldn't class Hanley as a rough area.
Couldn't disagree more. Stoke on trent is the arse crack of the UK, with Hanley being the ring piece itself.
 
UK Prison terminology for "shiv" is a shank, only badly portrayed american prison shows say shiv, oh and itchy in his fantasy stories series exclusively on OcUK.
I understood it was the other way around - Shiv, chiv or chib (as in the Scottish chibs) being the British version and shank being the Yank one.

Can't help feeling a lot of this nonsense wouldn't happen if people were still allowed to carry swordsticks.
Oh no, those are crap. Utterly awful, flimsy crap. You only need wear a leather jacket and the blade will bend on it. You're better off not bothering to draw them and just smacking them hard with the cane!

The keyboard warriors are out in full force!
Again, keyboards are far too flimsy and delicate to make decent weapons... and modern gaming ones are just insanely expensive. Besides, the RGB makes it blingingly obvious you're carrying... and yes, I mean blingingly!
 
Person A threatens to kill Person B, claiming to have a knife.
Person B knocks person A out.

I'd judge that reasonable force. I suspect that most people on a jury would. Not guilty, off you go. I doubt if it would even get to court. The UK has strong defence laws. Also, a threat to kill you does constitute a threat to your life. Not that a threat to your life is the standard needed for reasonable force.


Person A and B talk in the street. Person B suddenly lays person A out.


Person B claims to have been threatened, person A claims they did no such thing and that person B threatened them.

The only evidence of anything is person B attacking person A.

Otherwise every public brawl would be innocent because the person who started it said the other said something mean.
 
Why would you accept a caution in such a situation? If it is one person's word against another there is no possibility of conviction thus no charges will be brought.


Of course there's a possibility of a conviction a rock solid chance you all get done for affray.


You were having a fight, that is proveavle and it is a crime.
 
Today is my annual trip up to Hanley, as I have my car booked in for some new tyres.
The place is a complete dive with plenty of drug addicts having a fight at midday in the high street There is a reason the house prices start at 50k.


Couldn't disagree more. Stoke on trent is the arse crack of the UK, with Hanley being the ring piece itself.
Tbh it's seen better times and there are worse places local to it. Saying this you probably need to exercise a certain amount of caution in the evening but no more than you would for anywhere else.
I had an incident near the bus station where a local lowlife snatched a bus ticket out of my hand. He soon backed down when he realised the consequences of his action. You just need to be aware, that's all and of course report it.
 
I understood it was the other way around - Shiv, chiv or chib (as in the Scottish chibs) being the British version and shank being the Yank one.

Unless it's changed in the past 3 years, shank was the preferred terminology used in the Inner London prisons by the criminal fraternity.
 
I mean the former. It may or may not get investigated.

Anyway, clearly the stats are the most important thing as that's what HMICFRS care about. :rolleyes:

I have the upmost respect for the police, but this is disappointing to read that you are saying it is worth reporting to record as a stat as oppose to actually catching these scum :(
 
Unless it's changed in the past 3 years, shank was the preferred terminology used in the Inner London prisons by the criminal fraternity.
Only if it changed to shank from Shiv/Chiv in the days after my dad was in prison...

Also of interest:
"It stuck there like a dart in a dartboard. I pulled the glass out of my face with one hand and my chiv out of my pocket with the other. Then I got to work doing a bit of hacking and carving. I don't know how many blokes I cut that night. I didn't care ... "

"I was always careful to draw my knife down on the face, never across or upwards. Always down. So that if the knife slips you don't cut an artery. After all, chivving is chivving, but cutting an artery is usually murder. Only mugs do murder."
Billy Hill, 1920s-60s London Gangster and criminal mentor to the Krays.

Quotes from - https://www.theguardian.com/society/2008/jul/30/biography.billyhill
 
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