Seems I also managed to snag one. Payment authorized but not yet picked (shipping to Ireland); as others, I'll only fully believe it when I have it booted in a system...
It's worth noting for the ones still stuck with the F5-game, Distill, Alert channels and the rest of the bullkshit and stress we're faced with to depart with our money; I did not see the nVidia page change either for the 3080, thus my own Distill did not tick off at all as I only checked for 3080 and not 3090. I got the direct link working through an invite-only Telegram channel at the same time as a Legend also posted it on r/nvidia which also contained the direct link.
After the order was placed, 3090 had "Check Availability" which brough one to the fullfiller's site, but the 3080 had nothing for a while (not even "out of stock").
Now here's hoping I can get secure a Zen 3 coupled with an X570 board from OC next week as the final pieces of the "major upgrade puzzle", the rest is already on order
Best of luck, fellow enthusiasts!