I'd say we should leave AWB behind at the ground and hope he can't find his way home but this is a home game and some kind soul would probably take him in. Next away game we should see if we can re-home him or just abandon him.
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Lol wtf is wan bisaka doing there.
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AWB’s hilarious to watch, he has absolutely no awareness or sense of urgency.
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Has AWB taken an edible at half time? Hilarious few minutes.
If you distilled Uniteds DNA from the past 8-9 years into a single player you would get AWB.
Arrogant
Overpaid
Doesn't give a crap
Picked despite form
Lazy
I like that a couple of years back the story was that he was the best defensive RB, in contrast to Trent as the best offensive RB. AWB has brought his defending down to Trent's level, and still hasn't learned to attack
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He reminds me of Zaha, excellent in the right team but Man United is a step or two above his level.
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Really need changes in this team. They have no desire, no commitment and very little work ethic.
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Maguire casually wrestling the Burnley player to the floor in the box 
Huh? Maguire didn't even jump, certainly didn't foul him. No idea how the Burnley guy managed to win the header though, Maguire should have been absolutely in control there
Edit: Huh, maybe he did. I'd need to see it again
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Maguire sums up all that is wrong in this utd side. Slow ponderous and poor on the ball
He's Burnley'd a Burnley player.
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He reminds me a lot of Carlton Palmer. He had that similar gormless look about him.
He was excellent when all he was being asked to do is make 1 on 1 tackles but every other aspect of his game is comically bad at the moment. It was never good but its gone downhill massively. I think thats what I can't understand. How do you get to this level (premier league) with his touch and passing.
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I like the idea of xG but don't understand for the life of me how they reach the values they do. Ronaldo's open goal was 0.52 xG. How on earth are 48% of people missing that?