Hah, I just went in and finally extracted that 5080 last night. Several hours, torn fingers, two small disasters and a completely disassembled build later, and I have it.
Rebuilt the PC with the original RTX 3080 for my brother, reservoir leaked and gushed coolant all over the floor, cleaned it up, reassembled, thought okay we're good.
Filled up the reservoir, then the outlet tube leaked at the other end! Had to scramble to undo the compression fitting and hold it up higher than the res to stop the flow. Then struggled to redo the compression fitting properly, every wrong squeeze and I'd have more coolant gush out over the PSU wires I'd shoved down the back...
Finally got it together, carried the monstrous thing upstairs to the bathroom and stuck it next to an industrial-grade dehumidifier sucking up moisture and blasting warm, dry air over it all night.
Dried nicely by this morning, but the pump wouldn't spin up properly. Water just lazily, weakly trundled along the tubes barely making any progress. Luckily I use transparent tubing rather than that EPDM stuff so I could clearly see something was wrong. Somehow managed to lift, rotate, move and otherwise manhandle the entire 15kg+ monster of a machine every which way to get air out and move water along until I at least had some water covering the CPU, then managed to boot into BIOS. Turns out setting the pump speed to 100% manually resolved the issue and the trusty D5 jumped into life blasting liquid with vigour through the two 360 rads, endless tubing, a CPU and GPU block and the res.
Bit of an experience.
Loading up the PC and the like-sized box of WC gear into the car and off it goes!