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Middle aged life

subbytna said:
Get your pension then spend 10 years blowing the lot and have some fun. Then go do something naughty but not life threatening and get 3 hot meals a day, warm showers and a games console to live out your final days rent free ;)
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I used to joke about doing that when I retire. Actually looking more and more like a sound plan lol.

Get to 65, rob a bank. Either you get away with it or you get to live for free.
 
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Nasher said:
I used to joke about doing that when I retire. Actually looking more and more like a sound plan lol.

Get to 65, rob a bank. Either you get away with it or you get to live for free.
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I don't know how old you are but do you think there'll be banks with actual money in them then?
 
Well first one I was 1 year out (story of my life) I guessed 79 and it was 1980.

This one is mid to late 80's, just had Phil Collins, now got Paul Simon on.
 
**** sake!

I was saying 86 the whole time, changed last minute when to Communards came on, locked in 87. It was 86!!!!!

I told you, 1 year out......
 
Your biggest challenge will be dealing with your wife's menopause/post menopause which is the gift that keeps on giving.

Jokes like this afternoon in town on the lines of, "Is that it or do you want anything in the cheap crap shops (Poundland, Savers etc.) will result in a lecture about your attitude throughout the whole walk home.

If you speak too soon, you're interrupting, if you pause to think about it, you're not listening.

Attempts at a witty response are condemned as sarcasm.

Try to answer an asked question and you're either "Mr Professor" or you get shut down!

So on and so forth.

I love my wife dearly, but definitely think it should come with a tread carefully warning for later life...
 
Vern1961 said:
Your biggest challenge will be dealing with your wife's menopause/post menopause which is the gift that keeps on giving.

Jokes like this afternoon in town on the lines of, "Is that it or do you want anything in the cheap crap shops (Poundland, Savers etc.) will result in a lecture about your attitude throughout the whole walk home.

If you speak too soon, you're interrupting, if you pause to think about it, you're not listening.

Attempts at a witty response are condemned as sarcasm.

Try to answer an asked question and you're either "Mr Professor" or you get shut down!

So on and so forth.

I love my wife dearly, but definitely think it should come with a tread carefully warning for later life...
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TLDR don't get married gentlemen
 
I often think my wife isn't normal.
She did have the menopause but not that you'd know it and she didn't have hot flushes.
With our two babies she said "Is that it, i thought there would be more pain".
 
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