You're not a true OCUKer til you've done one of these

Zip · 23 May 2006 at 09:59

Visage said:
Plan a) Phone up the airport and shop her as a terrorismist (DONT DO THIS)
Plan b) Kill her in the face (POSSIBLY DO THIS)
plan c) Forget about the dumb cow (DEFFO DO THIS)

Doesnt Scuzi work at heathrow

He could give her e a bit of a fright

mc_bob · 23 May 2006 at 10:00

Plan d) Punch it in the ovaries.

MC_Bob

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 10:00

benneh said:
Did you ever call and find out whether she was with man dude?.

Tried, she didnt book in as there was actually no plane to get on

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 10:05

to be honest I didnt think she had this in her but I guess its better to find out now.

Least now I can go to hi-fi

SidewinderINC · 23 May 2006 at 10:08

Charlie Bravo said:
Na, Monarch don't use LHR. There was a MON flight to ALC at 0830, maybe she was on that?

You're better of without her mate... something strange has gone on and it's just not worth it.

there is another one at 3 this afternoon!

VeNT · 23 May 2006 at 10:09

tbh
nuke her in the overys

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 10:09

**** her. she can go on holiday. Ill just post the dodgy pics I have of her on some internet forum and put o'rly at the bottom, thatll cheer me up

VeNT · 23 May 2006 at 10:10

Mister_Pister said:
**** her. she can go on holiday. Ill just post the dodgy pics I have of her on some internet forum and put o'rly at the bottom, thatll cheer me up

lol email in trust!

Zip · 23 May 2006 at 10:10

Mister_Pister said:
**** her. she can go on holiday. Ill just post the dodgy pics I have of her on some internet forum and put o'rly at the bottom, thatll cheer me up

DO IT!!!!

Then once they ahve all been photo shoped you can email them to her

Murf · 23 May 2006 at 10:10

Mister_Pister said:
He always used to beat her up and even worse etc although in those kind of relationships they have a hold on the other person. Im not entirely convinced its cheating to be honest, with him or anyone else because she might aswell of just done it on days we werent meeting up.

I think I agree with benneh though there is something else driving it - not sure what though

Just about every woman I've ever knowns ex 'beat them up', just because she says it happened doesn't mean it did. I'd also question why you don't have ANY contact numbers for any of her friends or family if you're going on holiday with her. Seems a bit strange that she's keeping you so isolated from her life. As for the hissy fit she's throwing at the moment, ignore it and dump her. She sounds like a complete tool.

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 10:12

Think she has the emotional age of a 2 year old really. I think im the first proper relationship shes had - she probably cant handle it.

KaHn · 23 May 2006 at 10:13

Mister_Pister said:
**** her. she can go on holiday. Ill just post the dodgy pics I have of her on some internet forum and put o'rly at the bottom, thatll cheer me up

email in trust

KaHn

VeNT · 23 May 2006 at 10:13

how old are you two?

Bri · 23 May 2006 at 10:14

KaHn said:
email in trust

KaHn

I concur

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 10:14

VeNT said:
how old are you two?

both 22

Zip · 23 May 2006 at 10:15

KaHn said:
email in trust

KaHn

No email in trust.
Just Have them posted on the thread for the world to see

james.miller · 23 May 2006 at 10:15

crazy arse little girl, her. Let her go mate, better all round.

email her this thread, then block her and remove all contact. kill her in the face, burn her and or nuke her as needed.

VeNT · 23 May 2006 at 10:16

Mister_Pister said:
both 22

whole life ahead etc etc
one for the road etc etc
overy bashing etc etc
TTIUWP

Mister_Pister · 23 May 2006 at 10:17

SidewinderINC · 23 May 2006 at 10:18

you got the follow up?!