Why do women do what they do?

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

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Nothing like having a good women by your side but they are strange creatures at times.


When my wifes gets ready to go our for the evening, the first thing she does when getting dressed is put her heels on. I wouldn't mind but we have wooden flooring upstairs and she sounds like an elephant on stilts. Apparently, a lot of woman do this before going out. Why? There must a physiological explanation for this.

How can women talk for hours on a mobile in a public place about all their private affairs. Some woman on the train the other day was talking about her recent hospital visits which to be honest wasn't that nice. Not a good day to forget the iPod. I've always been led to believe not to wash your dirty linen in public.

On initiating sexual activity.."No not tonight, I'm too dirty and need a bath". Conversely, "No, I've just had a bath and I'm nice and clean"
Wtf #aghh#



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Indeed they are strange as you can see from what little is known of the female brain:

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But they are lovely creatures and we love them so.
 
ah the good old im to dirty line, then say im to clean, Women like to think that they have control of our little elvis but i just play the waiting game, when my partner saids i have to wait, when she tries teasing me i just tell her that she has to wait till later :) works everytime.

i find that my partner wakes me up and then saids are you asleep!? whats all that about lolz
 
arknor said:
but if they are making excuses up for sexual activities then BYE! BYE!!
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Saying bye bye to your wife can end up being very expensives and involve being forced to surrender your house and 30% of everything you'll earn for the rest of you life.
 
been with my gf 5 years now she does 8 hour shifts like me over the weekend she can come home from 8 hours and then be in the most random mood and wants to clean everything and by clean I mean CLEAN everything is off the shelf's ornaments everywhere.

I say to her what possesses her to clean her answer is everything is dirty! ... yet she probs done the same thing a week before.
 
Admiral Huddy said:
When my wifes gets ready to go our for the evening, the first thing she does when getting dressed is put her heels on.
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Well, you would need to start from the obvious, the stuff you don't even notice anymore - think about it - she puts on very uncomfortable footware consisting of sole on a long stick and couple of leather shoe laces wrapped around her foot and then proceeds to parade around for the rest of the evening while standing on her toes and attempting to maintain balance by changing her step and applying different techniques to acquire forward traction. This standing on her toes malarky, propped by weirdly shaped footware, by itself neither make her much taller nor her height particularly requires such deception to blend with other member of the same species. For all intents and purposes it's like wearing flip flops front to back or developing boots with tip higher than heel thus forcing you to walk like a duck, and all of that widely accepted by society and complemented by your peers. Alien race or what?
 
yeah saying bye bye, just cause she's not always in the mood is abit OTT, it's about getting her in the mood, and not always being her beck and call, unfortunately men hand there balls on a plate, doing something spontanious women love, like having a hot romantic bath together, a back massarge in candle lite.
 
arknor said:
but if they are making excuses up for sexual activities then BYE! BYE!!
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So you would sack the mother of your children because she don't fancy a ride.
Sorry to let you know the Truth mate but there are Many reasons for a woman to go off sex, Especially when she is Mothering loads of kids.
I'd say you probably need to go back to the drawing board & have a look at how you treat her & if you instigate Romance or just try to climb on top of her.

I refuse to jump on the Bandwagon & will just say there is Nowt as Strange as Folk.
We are All as Mental as each other.
 
another thing i find, is when you playing you favourate game on the PC, or as i say blowing **** up, women come and tease you, then when you get off there not interested. :D
 
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