Why do women do what they do?
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Not sure if I've missed something but you do realise split-arse is just slang for woman, so there is literally nothing gained from saying that all women are womenI live by a statement me old boss said back in the 90s'.
"All women are split-arses!"
Still true to this day methinks.
it really depends on how much she went off it, if i didn't get it once a week i would speak to her but wouldn't just break it off.
Even if you loved her?
another thing i find, is when you playing you favourate game on the PC, or as i say blowing **** up, women come and tease you, then when you get off there not interested.
I got a Doris like this.
She messages me "What you doing" I leave a game to have a chat & she has Nowt to talk about.
I lost it last night & told her straight, It didn't go well.
another thing i find, is when you playing you favourate game on the PC, or as i say blowing **** up, women come and tease you, then when you get off there not interested.
Thats cos you've probably taken so long to notice, that they're fed up by the time you get off the computer!
So your Woman has just been stretched/Torn/Battered giving Birth to YOUR Eldest son.
She has the Baby Blues & goes off sex, You Sack her.
What a Nice Chap you are.
Or She was Raped as a child.
Or she was Abused.
Or she has Cancer.
Etc etc etc etc etc Get my point Son !!!
Thats cos you've probably taken so long to notice, that they're fed up by the time you get off the computer!
yeah thats true lool.
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When you've found the right woman you can deal with the crazy she doles out.
To be fair I talk about anything on my phone in public, when I was getting tested for STD's, I was still on the bus and some woman with a young kid shot me dirty looks. As if her kid is never going to have sex for a start, this will all be relevant in the future.
To be fair I talk about anything on my phone in public, when I was getting tested for STD's, I was still on the bus and some woman with a young kid shot me dirty looks. As if her kid is never going to have sex for a start, this will all be relevant in the future.
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Married life isn't always about sex, it's just part of it. It's still important but not up their in the list of priorities. Other things get in the way so it's something we have to make time for.
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another thing i find, is when you playing you favourate game on the PC, or as i say blowing **** up, women come and tease you, then when you get off there not interested.
Duel screen and alt tab my man
Had one gf who, once, during foreplay decided to ask me if I'd seen Final Destination 3, asking how gory it was I did wonder if she was turned on by that sort of thing lol
the same one decided it would be fun to mock me and make me feel like crap, then try it on with me, hooray for headgames >.<
I did wonder if she was turned on by that sort of thing lolthe same one decided it would be fun to mock me and make me feel like crap, then try it on with me, hooray for headgames >.<
another thing i find, is when you playing you favourate game on the PC, or as i say blowing **** up, women come and tease you, then when you get off there not interested.
Oh god yes!! Happens all the time, i think it's because they want to make sure you would choose them over your PC. It's confidance thing
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Are you John Terry?
Had one gf who, once, during foreplay decided to ask me if I'd seen Final Destination 3, asking how gory it was
the same one decided it would be fun to mock me and make me feel like crap, then try it on with me, hooray for headgames >.<
Ahh that old chessnut, women are very good at playing mind games!
specially when they try and bribe you, "if you don't do this you don't get no sex", i just laugh at her and tell her that bribes dont work with me.
Or when your sitting there chilling out, they always try and find some house work to do! your sitting there watching your favourite movie, just getting relaxed then your darling GF saids " can you get me a cup of tea" urm no or "Babe can you come here" i say why? she saids i need to ask you something" pause movie. you get up and then she saids"can you do this or that " cunning plan my love but no.
you gotta love em.