Why do women do what they do?

Your lass ain't that blond who I keep giving satisfaction to behind her husbands back is it?


On a serious note though, My ex-fiancee when we 1st met told me she had day dreams about becoming a secretary & her boss doing her over his desk.

Hence to say when she actually became a secretary a few years later, we split.
(But that's because she ran off with a drug dealer - but hence to say I didn't like her being a secretary)
 
you never sit ther farting your arses off and playing games while the little woman is dusting, cooking, cleaning, fetching drinks?

Sexist

I suppose that all we have to do all day is swan around in our sexy underwear panting in anticipation of your arrival home?

Nope, just put out rather than keeping a tally chart of 'x' and trying to blackmail us into paying for it with a number of actions/treats/alcohol/dinner. If we want to pay for sex hen we would go to a hooker who did everything we wanted, rather than our other half who is more demanding than Stalin.

I know, I am just pulling your legs.......... :D

.......apart ;)

Just to point out being a woman and all .. there are other reasons beyond a womans control as to why they can't give things that stem beyond not being in the mood :p

Put away your book of excuses chapter 1 'The period', we've heard it all before :p:D

....and I might have had some beers tonight, but in no way am I horny demanding swift action from Madame righty or even Mistress lefty or even phone funfun from my Mrs!
 
Its true though, men are able to want sex a lot easier than women do. For women it starts in their heads.

At least for a large proportion of women anyway, im just suggested ideas is all :)

Elaborate please because I don't think that's right to say?
You cannot group the different genders, each person is different.

I think the problem is trying to be with somone who isn't as sexually active (or loses it).


But I can't honestly believe that you really think men can want sex a lot easier, completely forgetting all the women out there that simply, do?

Maybe you need to get into the mood, I've known enough that don't.
But I don't believe you speak for the entire female populace as I do not for males :p
 
Nothing like having a good women by your side but they are strange creatures at times.


When my wifes gets ready to go our for the evening, the first thing she does when getting dressed is put her heels on. I wouldn't mind but we have wooden flooring upstairs and she sounds like an elephant on stilts. Apparently, a lot of woman do this before going out. Why? There must a physiological explanation for this.

How can women talk for hours on a mobile in a public place about all their private affairs. Some woman on the train the other day was talking about her recent hospital visits which to be honest wasn't that nice. Not a good day to forget the iPod. I've always been led to believe not to wash your dirty linen in public.

On initiating sexual activity.."No not tonight, I'm too dirty and need a bath". Conversely, "No, I've just had a bath and I'm nice and clean"
Wtf #aghh#



Anything to add?

High heels and undies hey!?!?!?!?! That sounds like sexy time to me.;););)
 
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