Why do women do what they do?

Ahh that old chessnut, women are very good at playing mind games!
specially when they try and bribe you, "if you don't do this you don't get no sex", i just laugh at her and tell her that bribes dont work with me.

Or when your sitting there chilling out, they always try and find some house work to do! your sitting there watching your favourite movie, just getting relaxed then your darling GF saids " can you get me a cup of tea" urm no or "Babe can you come here" i say why? she saids i need to ask you something" pause movie. you get up and then she saids"can you do this or that " cunning plan my love but no. :D you gotta love em.

yea, I had the "no sex for you" weaponised and used against me, didn't like it when I did it though :rolleyes: but yea, she'd use me too, "get me a drink", "take me to this place", "I want" fun times :p
 
Silent Treatment, im not talking to you.

i just come out with "babe i like it when youre angry, it turns me on" then i grawl like a tiger Rarw" she laughs and saids stop it im supposed to be angry! ahah
 
my nutbag ex tried giving me the silent treatment after I commented on a charater in a movie I "didn't think was that bad", she thought she was annoying as hell, and this comment got me silence, we were lying in bed, I ended up falling asleep while she was ignoring me, took about 5 minutes for her to remember she was meant to be angry with me in the morning >.<
 
If my gf was coming out with lines like that she wouldn't stay my gf for very long.

Perhaps you might want to stop thinking with your penis for just a minute. It is nobodys right to demand sex for starters and secondly any decent serious relationship is about far more than just sex.

Married life isn't always about sex, it's just part of it. It's still important but not up their in the list of priorities. Other things get in the way so it's something we have to make time for.

Exactly, sex is an important part of any relationship but there are many other parts of a relationship that are just as important. In a marriage (orlong term relationship) there are times when there are going to be issues and not just in the bedroom. I'd much rather have sex less often and have full engagement of my other half than have more frequent mediocre sex because she is just doing it as her "duty"

Anyway I'm with Malc on this: all people can be odd male or female!
 
You are 100% correct about the heels on wooden floor. Dear god I am so glad I don't live with my parents. Every morning 30 minutes before I had to get up I would hear my mum runing up and down the hall with her shoes on 20 minutes before she went to work for 20 minutes.

Put them on when you leave the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Two things.

They are chemically inbalanced.

They are all control freaks.

Yes definate controll freaks, well they tried to be, and unfortunately so men lack the balls to stand up for themselves.

I was abit of a Yes man, if my partner asked me to do anything for her i would do it, if i said No i would be punished. Now however if i say NO it means No. there is however a lot of compromise, we both do the dishes together, she does the washing i put it away.

Women are very good manipulators and try make you feel guilty, and expect you to be mind readers lol
 
my nutbag ex tried giving me the silent treatment after I commented on a charater in a movie I "didn't think was that bad", she thought she was annoying as hell, and this comment got me silence, we were lying in bed, I ended up falling asleep while she was ignoring me, took about 5 minutes for her to remember she was meant to be angry with me in the morning >.<

HA! my gf gets really moody when i even mention megan fox :D

she won't let me have a poster up of her in my room cos she thinks when we're getting freaky i'll be looking at the poster!!
 
HA! my gf gets really moody when i even mention megan fox :D

she won't let me have a poster up of her in my room cos she thinks when we're getting freaky i'll be looking at the poster!!

it wasn't even that much of a big thing, Quantum of Solace, the ginger girl gets covered in oil, nutbag said she was glad she died cause she thought the girl was annoying, I mere;y commented saying "I didn't think she was *that* bad"! queue silence in bed..and me falling asleep >.>

though she was a strange one lol, everything I said, apparently had hidden meaning:-

"what do you want for breakfast tomorrow" = "I'm getting you up early so you can leave"

"Do you want to go out for food?" = "your cooking is aweful/I hate being with you by ourselves/I'm trying to fatten you up so I have a good reason for leaving you"

"You look pretty today" = "every other day you look like a dog walking on it's hind legs...a fat dog!"
 
another 1 for ya

it's the where are you going question! you there watching tv and you decide to get up maybe go to the kitchen then you get the 100 dollar question"where are you going" i didn't know i had to ask for permission to get up, how would they feel if i told them i am going for a ****, maybe i need certificate or something for me to give a reason of why i am getting up and where am i going.
 
My Doris rings me & asks What are you doing Malc.
I am talking to You for ***** sake.

Then she'll hold up a Red or a Black dress, What one she says ?
The Red one i say.
What's the matter with the Black one ? I wore that last time, You never said anything. :-/

What are You doing Friday night she says.
Am knackered so gonna stay in & Game, I say.
But I wanted to go out, she says.
So ring your mates, I say.
But I want to go out with You she says. :rolleyes:

Need Food Now, I say I'm hitting Maccy D's.
Do you want owt, I say.
Nope you know I am on a diet, She says.
ARE YOU SURE ???
YES I AM SURE !!!
I get my Big Mac & fries & whilst I am eating my Mac she eats my fries.:mad:

I could go on for hours but just the smell of her or the soft touch she has completely takes my mind off her Mentals.
I Love women. :cool:
 
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